3 coil steamer

Any unusually extra large turd. Picture it: coiled three times, with a hot steamy stench rising from it.

I feel 20 pounds lighter, now that I've Bundy'd your crapper with a 3 coil steamer.

by Etch July 19, 2006

LeBron Steamer

A"LeBron Steamer" is taking a shit on an entire state or territory (kind of like a Cleveland Steamer, except that of the Cleveland variety is only on a single person's chest).

Did you see Chris Bosh? Yeah, he just performed a LeBron Steamer on all of Ontario.

by thatguy42 July 10, 2010

exit strategy

a pre-arranged plan whereby one leaves an awkward or uncomfortable situation with as much subtlety as possible.

opposite of walk of shame when applied to a sexual scenario.

"Let's plan an exit strategy for that party incase it gets boring."

"I'm glad I had an exit strategy put in place the next morning, she looked much better with the beer goggles on the night before!"

by Lucky May 12, 2006

italian syrup steamer

after an italian fellow performs a cleveland steamer on girls chest, he turns around and jacks off on her, releasing his syrup.

i was at barbettes looking to get a classy drink. i asked for an italian syrup steamer off thier menu, and was led to the back room. the sexual act was fun, due to the great acoustic act playing in the background.

by stokesdawgkillah April 30, 2010

Strategic Shit

When an individual decides to take a shit early in the day because taking a shit later will prove to be very difficult. The person doesn't necessarily have to shit, but only does so because it is beneficial.

Sam: Where's Chris?

Steve: Well, Chris is having dinner with his girlfriend's parents after the football game. After that he's working the night shift bartending, so he's taking a strategic shit right now.

by TheFuriousLeftNut September 20, 2009

strambotic

Anything that is flamboyant or pompous.

God! Your top is really strambotic

by anlondubh September 9, 2010

Detroit Steamer

To take a large dump on someones car hood or windshield.

When Bob found out that his girlfriend was sleeping with his old roomate, he left a Detroit Steamer on her new Nissan

by M Opps January 15, 2007