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stetchel

The region connecting front and rear, in the assballstastic sense of the meaning. Must be minded at all times; this is of key importance.

Also referred to as taint, or even shump .
"Remember, mind the stetchel"
by Toondangler December 7, 2003
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Stutch

Use the stutching stick to stutch the fire
by Stutcher April 6, 2021
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Stitchipoo

Stitchipoo is a very adorable stitchrabbit gentlemen. He is so cute when he does his puppy eyes. He is very kind too!! He has the meschivious laugh and always gets away with everything...
He is so funny!!! Yeah, I herd that he was a Stitchipoo.
by Sports_lover_82 June 12, 2022
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Pic Stitch

A collage of two or more images, usually brought together symmetrically to create a single picture. Can be used to demonstrate visually how someone or something has changed over time.
Check out this pic stitch of Jimmy. He's dropped a lot of weight this year!
by D.S. Credito September 9, 2016
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Pork Scotch walk

The slowest walking speed possible. Only fat old security guards with short stumpy legs can achieve this incredibly slow rate of movement. Given a headwind and a hangover the Pork Scotch walk can compete with continental drift for lack of swiftness.
Is that fat guy sleeping on his feet?

No he's on his way to work. He's so old and flabby he can't go any faster than a Pork Scotch walk.
by by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle August 16, 2009
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love stitch

An extra stitch when closing the vagina's wounds (after giving birth). Makes it tighter.
I asked the doc to put in a love stitch so things would tighten up down there.
by Voxel January 12, 2006
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Scotching

What Pork Scotch does all day long and never gets bored doing it. This detestable activity includes wearing silly shorts you've no right to wear when you're well into your 60s, rattling bunches of keys because it makes you feel important, going out with ugly goofy old women, driving a ridiculous half-car, wearing snot-yellow coats because you're terrified of a drop of rain, listening to gay South African music and most importantly having a barbecue at least once a day in the Summer.
What's Pork Scotch up to today?

Surprisingly enough he's doing some Scotching.

Doesn't he ever get bored of it?

Nope. The tedious old twat has nothing better to do.
by flappy dickwad August 20, 2009
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