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Groom of the Stool

The Groom of the Stool helped a king with toiletry, excrement, and other messy bodily functions. This was simultaneously one of the most repugnant and sought-after duties in the English royal castle. The Groom of the Stool was well-paid to keep the king's secrets. Although the duties were literally wiping shit off the king, the position was not considered a lowly one. The Groom of the Stool could pass secret messages to and from the king. One word from the Groom of the Stool was enough to change the fortunes of anyone in the royal court. He could act as a gatekeeper to grant access to the king in private.

H. R. Haldeman was chief of staff in the Nixon white house. He was a Groom of the Stool in that he kept Nixon's secrets and did some of his dirty work.
That chief of staff we hired last month is a real Groom of the Stool. He spends all his time cleaning up after the CEO and knows the secrets of every director. Never cross him or your ass is out the door.
by Ardias November 16, 2022
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Stool Station

N- The colon, or anus.
I held her down and plunged out her stool station.
by Carlitothecoloredkid June 10, 2022
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Stool Bat

Similar to a dipshit except larger.
Look at that dude. What a fu**in stoolbat!
by Jim Schwartzman August 6, 2003
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toad stools

we got fucked up on toad stools and stared at the wall for hours.
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Italian stool

when you sit on someone's face to have your asshole licked and the result is so good that you scream out "that's amore!"
Yo, I got Italian stooled by Giovanna last night. Way girl be working the tongue on my Brazilianed booty-tang made me cry out "that's amore!"
by ElliotNateMattBobby October 8, 2014
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Bar Stool

Damn I feel terrible - the shits running out of me like soup. All that tequila last night gave me bar stool.
by Franco V September 23, 2008
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Stool Nuzzler

One who purportedly enjoys caressing feces with their face. An idiot that you disagree with. Anyone that you think you are superior too.
Listen up stool nuzzlers, last night I played rock bass in front of 500 screaming rock crazed Japanese fans!!
by the Advantaged December 9, 2008
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