waterborne stool

A waterborne stool is a stool passed in a running stream, ones podex is facing downstream and the water gently eases the stool out leaving no messy post stool detrius, the stream acts as natures midwife

Look mom, whats that bobbing downstream ? "looks like a 'waterborne stool ' to me son "

by crispygillbone September 5, 2014

Stool Station

N- The colon, or anus.

I held her down and plunged out her stool station.

by Carlitothecoloredkid June 10, 2022

Stool Bat

Similar to a dipshit except larger.

Look at that dude. What a fu**in stoolbat!

by Jim Schwartzman August 6, 2003

toad stools

psychedelic mushrooms

we got fucked up on toad stools and stared at the wall for hours.

by Schopperation Desert Schopp July 28, 2003

Italian stool

when you sit on someone's face to have your asshole licked and the result is so good that you scream out "that's amore!"

Yo, I got Italian stooled by Giovanna last night. Way girl be working the tongue on my Brazilianed booty-tang made me cry out "that's amore!"

by ElliotNateMattBobby October 8, 2014

Bar Stool

the runs one gets after a heavy night on the juice.

Damn I feel terrible - the shits running out of me like soup. All that tequila last night gave me bar stool.

by Franco V September 23, 2008

Molten Stool

A fiery piece of shit which is so fiery that it actually burns the inside of your anus as it passes through your rectum.

DUDE. I'M HAVING A MOLTEN STOOL. CALL 911.

by jihadbinladen February 21, 2011