soapy spuffwank

a spuffwank using lubriCUNT (normally a soapy solution) to reduce friction and prevent crevace chaffing.

I was getting a right spuffwank off her nextdoor, but she complained her cheeks were getting hot so i reached for the fairy liquid. - hence .... soapy spuffwank

by i'm cocknose till i die January 15, 2009

Soapy

Opposite of being Salty

He's being really soapy about it, i was expecting a salty attitude reaction

by SoapySardines aka Dorian July 3, 2018

Stapy

A person who works at Staples.

That guy over here was once a stapy. He got fired after he ate all the staples in the store. He will get re-hired in 61 days.

by co5oo May 8, 2019

Soapy French Whore

A phrase used to describe one is wearing a cologne or perfume that reminds one of sweet smelling French women.

Dude, you girlfriend smells like a soapy french whore.

by Spotted Zebra March 13, 2009

National Send a Soapy Titty Pic Day

May 5th is national soapy titty pics day. Where you send a soapy titty pic to a loved one or someone you feel needs a titty pic.

Soapy Titty Pic: A soapy titty pic is usually taken in the shower, although all that is needed is some soap. Typically celebrated on National Send a Soapy Titty Pic Day

Angela: Hey James! Check your phone I sent you a soapy titty pic to honor May 5th!

James: Aw thank you Angela! You’re the best!

by DaRealst May 5, 2022

Stoopy Burger

One with ignorance or lack of moral education. Any preferrable adjective meaning 'dumb' referring to a person. Also see dumbass.

Joe: Hey John!
John: What?
Joe: Whats two times two?
John: 8!
Joe: You fucking stoopy burger...

by Starvin Marvin's Best Friend Amanda April 18, 2005

soapy papoose

1.) The act of pretending to be someone's freind to slip something by them, as if you were soggy bar of soap.

2.) A lathered freind.

I was just being a soapy papoose to get in with the nice fellows at the yaught club, those fruits.

It's not just a midget in the shower, it's my soapy papoose.

by java monster February 24, 2008