A woman who a person sleeps with, purely because she provides them with expensive clothing. A stitch bitch is the female version of a thread daddy.
I'd like to see other people, but I've got my eye on a new Armani suit. If I ditch my stitch bitch now, I'll never be able to afford them until the end of season sale.
by aquietword October 12, 2011
A rapper of the horrorcore genre. One of the best, and part of Serial Killin' Records. Also known as SKR. Also consists in a group called Red Dawn with KGP and SickTanicK.
Lyrics are made up of horrific murder, rape, necrophilia, fighting and other violence.
Lyrics are made up of horrific murder, rape, necrophilia, fighting and other violence.
by StitchMouthSKR August 30, 2010
by Sha October 01, 2003
Something that saves nine. A phrase that came into coinage in the 19th century meaning that if a patient is treated in the early stages, he or she will have a better chance of suriving.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004
Pitch Stitch is the swagger that cricketers (and wannabes) use when walking. It can commonly be identified by minimal movement in the hip area, an exaggerated leg movement similar to line dancing, and a nod of the head in time with each step.
Pitch Stitch can also describe a stationary stance or Pitch Pose which follows the in motion swagger and is commonly adopted by two batting crickets in the middle ground when the supposed strategy talk is taking place. Pitch Pose is recognisable by shift of weight to one side and the placement of the hand on hip.
Both Pitch Stitch and Pitch Pose can occur off the ground, typically is bars and clubs where it’s accessorised by double vodka red bulls or other forms of liquid cocaine.
Pitch Stitch is frequently used to mask insecurity and may be a symptom of an over inflated ego.
Pitch Stitch can also describe a stationary stance or Pitch Pose which follows the in motion swagger and is commonly adopted by two batting crickets in the middle ground when the supposed strategy talk is taking place. Pitch Pose is recognisable by shift of weight to one side and the placement of the hand on hip.
Both Pitch Stitch and Pitch Pose can occur off the ground, typically is bars and clubs where it’s accessorised by double vodka red bulls or other forms of liquid cocaine.
Pitch Stitch is frequently used to mask insecurity and may be a symptom of an over inflated ego.
"check out his pitch stitch, looks pretty happy with himself, must have put a couple away last night"
by Tassie16 June 02, 2009
Stitches: a painful piece of fabric they put into your body the sitches then sometimes turn into poison consuming your red blood cells and then causing your heart to drain. Your brainstem collapse because your brain becomes too heavy. Stitches are never something you should get. You've been warned.
by Adeslin July 10, 2011
To skilfully and surgically pass a large amount of work onto someone who hasn't requested the work or the responsibility.
The stitch up is usually between friends or colleagues who take great enjoyment at drowning each other in responsibility and project deliverables.
The stitch up is usually between friends or colleagues who take great enjoyment at drowning each other in responsibility and project deliverables.
Nick had one goal, and that was to make sure he didn't end up with any tasks to manage. He needed to stitch up someone fast. Luckily for Nick, Matt was unprepared for the verbal tirade of professional compliments in the opening minutes of the meeting that made him a certainty to take the lead and workload.
by Arsebadger November 02, 2015