Power Stance

Stance where the feet are a shoulder's width or wider apart to signify dominance. Usually used to attract the opposite sex or dance partners.

Did you see Ulises's power stance? He gets all the mamasitas.

by SCFam May 18, 2018

Pomp and stance

An abbreviation for “pomp and circumstance,” referring to acts of frivolity and unnecessary ceremony

Paul and Mary’s dog has no pomp and stance.

by YourMom’sButt October 24, 2018

horse stance

A sacred stance used to defend oneself from attackers. Space your legs apart and squat down so that your thigh and lower leg are at a 90 degree angle, while screaming NEEIGGH at the top of your lungs to make your assailent as uncomfortable as possible. May occasionally result in you getting kicked in the fun time spot, but worth the look on your attackers face if they are as confused as I am while writing this definition.

guy one: yo man let’s jump this foo’
target: back off! NEEIIIGGGHH!!!
guy two: shit man! He knows the horse stance!!!
guy one: lets beat it!

by biggie cheeze May 10, 2018

Twitter Stance

The act of swinging your right leg around to make it parallel to the left leg. Knees then slightly bend to a near squat position. During this entire time, both hands are locked onto the cell phone ready to make a tweet. Once into position, the tweeting process can begin. Not until the tweet is sent can the Twitter Stance be abandoned.

Shh, can't you tell he's in his Twitter Stance? We must wait until the tweet is tweeted.

by BigRed6810 May 16, 2011

Sideways Stance

Someone who gets roasted on the daily about their car and gets roasted by fettesben, oh and they think their car is supposed to be a "meme" just because fettesben roasted it

Do you see that?! He is getting roasted by fettesben! Hes being
Sideways stance!!

by SomeRandomDud March 14, 2017

Rob-Stance

Standing with your spine straight & your legs at a 45-degree angle away from each other so they form a 2D pyramid of sorts. The Rob-Stance was designed to achieve higher levels of thought as well as skill learning.

It has also been said that it increases testosterone, life expectancy, meme potential, aerodynamics, thermodynamics as well as it just looks cool.

It also allows the user to properly utilize short tables while being tall and not having a chair.

guy 1: These tables are so damn short, we need bigger ones!
guy 2: Just Rob-Stance.

by Le Boy September 12, 2022

Shikamaru power stance

Ha! I saw that. I do that all the time.

Hym "Ha! Shikamaru power stance. Great!"

by Hym Iam April 20, 2023