stance

The opinions that somebody expresses publicly about something

This is her stance on Women's Day

by anonymous February 22, 2024

Stance Vic

A SEXY motherfucker

Stance Vic is a sexy Beast

by r3qfw May 24, 2016

Power Stance

Stance where the feet are a shoulder's width or wider apart to signify dominance. Usually used to attract the opposite sex or dance partners.

Did you see Ulises's power stance? He gets all the mamasitas.

by SCFam June 6, 2018

fent stance

A phrase used to describe the lifeless, zombie-like stance symptomatic of fentanyl abuse.

"i bet sean o’malley has a crazy Fent Stance" (@KellyMa16932535)

@KellyMa16932535. Twitter, 21 August 2023, twitter.com/KellyMa16932535/status/1693646238124536315

by aegtiv February 16, 2024

Captain Morgan stance

When a guy takes a piss with his foot propped up on something (Usually the side of the bath tub) like Captain Morgan stands with his foot on a barrel.

I like your bathroom, I can pee Captain Morgan stance in it.

by DrKarate September 20, 2012

Crotcho stance

Person who comes into an office in short shorts and puts their leg up on the table and starts hip thrusting towards the person at the desk

Did you see the way man in uniform just crotcho stanced me?

by Jimbo2479 October 21, 2019

Pomp and stance

An abbreviation for “pomp and circumstance,” referring to acts of frivolity and unnecessary ceremony

Paul and Mary’s dog has no pomp and stance.

by YourMom’sButt October 23, 2018