Fight Stancing is a method of warming up the body for working out. It involves shifting back and forth & left and right at the same time while bobbing in your stance, keeping knees slightly bent, performing the same motions with your arms and head. It is a dance all fighters perform to keep their muscles loose & warm to stay ready for their opponents. It also happens to make a great full body warm-up for any workout. The most passionate fight stancing can be found in fighter video games like Mortal Kombat.
1. Workout journal:
Warmup:
Fight stancing - 5min
Jumping jacks - 1 min
High knees - 1 min.
2.
Guy playing Mortal Kombat SNES: "What is scorpion doing spinning his hand in little circles by his ears like that?
Friend: "He's either holding up the head of your mom's ghost, or he's just Fight Stancing."
Warmup:
Fight stancing - 5min
Jumping jacks - 1 min
High knees - 1 min.
2.
Guy playing Mortal Kombat SNES: "What is scorpion doing spinning his hand in little circles by his ears like that?
Friend: "He's either holding up the head of your mom's ghost, or he's just Fight Stancing."
by Boonshadow January 16, 2019
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Person #1: Bruh, that stance'd GT-R got smoked by a riced Civic.
Person #2: Ouch.
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Person #2: Ouch.
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Get the Stance mug.A Rob-Stance Meeting is a meeting in which all attendees typically participate while Rob-Stancing, the pure testosterone in the room will prevent the meeting from going off track and will keep meetings short and precise.
Guy 1: You're done the meeting already?
Guy 2: We had a Rob-Stance Meeting so we executed the agenda easily, effectively and quickly.
Guy 2: We had a Rob-Stance Meeting so we executed the agenda easily, effectively and quickly.
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It has also been said that it increases testosterone, life expectancy, meme potential, aerodynamics, thermodynamics as well as it just looks cool.
It also allows the user to properly utilize short tables while being tall and not having a chair.
It has also been said that it increases testosterone, life expectancy, meme potential, aerodynamics, thermodynamics as well as it just looks cool.
It also allows the user to properly utilize short tables while being tall and not having a chair.
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Get the Stance mug.The posture of a human, usually named Brad, that’s indicative of many bad (but not evil) thoughts, people or circumstances that are about to annoy Brad.
When we met up with Brad at MILF beach, he was in full Resting Brad Stance . One hand in the hoodie pocket. The other holding the coffee cup, ramrod-straight spine and feet in a ready-position. You could almost feel the imminent anger. And sure enough, he was pissed at the shitty u-turn we made and that we were running late.
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