Swagergy

the energy that becomes depleted by using swag; what begins to run low if you don't limit/conserve swagger; your related "Swagergy Level" is rated on a scale of 1-100% on the amount of swag left in you

"Whoa dude, you almost forgot to turn your swag off- you should do that to save your swagergy!"

by CJ21593 April 10, 2010

Stagger Lee

Stagger Lee is one bad mother fucker. His legend is eternal along with his presence (even though he was around in the 1930s). He bangs all sorts of gals, resulting in a blinding hatred from his disgruntled wife. She throws him out into the rain and the sleet, leading to him drowning his sorrows in The Bucket Of Blood.

He takes out his frustrations on the bar-tender, putting 4 holes in the cunt's head, simply because he hadn't heard tell of Stagger's exploits. He then forces Billy Dilly to suck him of before blasting a hole in his head with a shot-gun.

Stagger is basically a mad bastard, he fucks shit and people up, feels no remorse and goes home and contemplates what he did over a nice candle-lit dinner of testicles and liver. He has been known to laugh at the corpses of young children and to stab himself in the leg for light entertainment.

1) Cardinal: "Here Matt, watch your asshole. It's common knowledge that Stagger Lee will climb over 50 pussies to get to one boy's fat asshole."

2) Stagger Lee: "Don't you know who I am? I'm the bad mother fucker called Stagger Lee"

Bar-tender: "Nah mate, never heard tell of you"

Stagger puts 4 bullets in bar-tender's head.

by Nick Cave August 15, 2010

freak stage

The period of ugliness during the teenage years due to features (e.g. nose or ears) growing at a different rate to the rest of the face. Subject possesses an excess of puppy fat, frequently wearing braces. Has not yet figured out clothing/make-up/identity.

That photo is so embarrassing, I was right in the middle of my freak stage.

by JesandJosh February 20, 2009

staggering

(Adj.)

1.Astonishing or mind-blowing

2.To be awesome or to be sick

Jess: Tonight was so sick
Nick: honestly the most staggering night this year

by Nick & Jess January 19, 2014

Sager

Someone who is both an asshole and a badass.

Sager kicked my ass and stole my woman, while teaching me math.

by Jon Baum January 11, 2005

Stage Crew

Those underapreciated people in black who work in the shadows during a show, and take care of everything the actors cant; lighting, sound, design, sets. Usually very strange people who crawl onto the catwalk and write poetry when feeling especially lonely.

Janitor: (while fixing something backstage) uh oh, i dont understand this, i better get a stage crew kid.

by lili March 3, 2005

staged rip

A bong rip that uses more than one breath in order to achieve the highest levels of THC possible.

In essence, the smoker takes his/her first rip and instead of clearing the rip, he/she exhales through the nose, takes a small breath in through the nose, and continues milking their rip to be cleared later.

Tameem always takes a staged rip when he's trying to get moked. Bingers over everything.

by team moke out November 17, 2009