squirrel

A hot girl, or sometime not...that while appearing to be the life of the party is scanning every male (and even females) in the group. This girl will then use her body and many sexual innuendos to entice the victim out of their nuts...so to speak....a.k.a the drugs in their pockets. Tho often times the squirrel need only use her innuendos to obtain the nut...sometimes it is necessary and even pleasurable to the squirrel to up the ante for a biggger nut. Squirrel is a durogatory term, tho most who are labeled with it seem to wear it proudly, and will be seen flaunting tails from other critters...hanging from their sexy asses.
"I think i'm gonna have sex with that squirrel over there"......Damn dude, you sure you wanna split your drugs with that squirrel?.. ..Look at all the squirrels runnin around here.
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squirreling

When during the act of sexual intercourse, the man places his testicles into the woman's anus, thus "squirreling" his nuts away for the winter.
"Oh man, I was totally squirreling your mom last night!"
by Nut T. Squirrel October 3, 2007
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Squirrels

Customers in a retail store that are ampt up on drugs and their speech and behaviors are very fast, frenzied, and unpredictable.
Keep an eye out on the couple of squirrels in the clearance section.
by mz.tamara March 26, 2010
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squirrel

to run a round frantically trying to figure out what you set out to do. To talk fast.
Rachel squirrels around the restaurant trying to set up for parties. Rachel is squirreling so fast I can't understand what she is saying.
by bgolfermoney December 18, 2009
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squirrel

psychotic fuzzy creatures that are taking over the world w/ their partners in crimes...the penguins. penguins met met aliens when they first invented time travel (look it up on penguins) and have gotten the aliens to help them take over man kind. beware of these tiny creatures they may look cute but if u piss them off, they might have to eat you
i saw a squirrel today and i could have sworn it was carrying explosives
by curlyninja December 19, 2008
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squirrel

What poor gays who can't afford gerbils use.
Their garbage can is full of dead squirrels, what are those gay guys up too ? If the PETA people find out how many squirrels have died in that gay bar they would burn the place down. I believe in live and let live but this squirrel abuse it too much.
by benthere March 6, 2008
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squirreled

Last night Robbie picked up Melani at a night club and took her back to his place where he squirreled her all night long.
by robbie March 10, 2005
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