squam

to hit something squarely, as though targeting a bullseye

The bitch knocked him squam in the nuts.

by desertfrog April 24, 2006

Squapollywog

1.) A word that implies a formal request of superior and/or simply ourstanding oral sex from a cumguzzling gutter hoe.

2.) asking a hoe for Slurp 'n' burp

This hoe was disrespectful to me while i was breakin up sum weed so i said,"BITCH!! YOU know what time it is, Squapollywog" and the cumguzzling gutter hoe knew to honk my bobo instantly.

by däntè November 5, 2008

Squampster

Equal to one square hampster.

Meteorologist: "There will be about over 9000 squampsters of snow tonight!"

by Mr. Smith & Mr. Brown February 23, 2010

Squamish

Someone who can't stay still.

Me "Midna, you're too squamish today, why?"
Midna "I'm extremely itchy!"

by Pweegue August 11, 2009

Squadopted

When a tightknit group of friends, or "squad," finds a person lacking a squad, or a "lone wolf," and resolves to adopt that person into their squad.

" Man, Jennifer is so cool, we should squadopt her."

"Did you meet Johnny yet? We squadopted him because he has a cool place."

by The Cave October 13, 2016

squam

the physical space between a girl's breasts, measured by finger widths while she's laying flat on her back. it is an absolute measure of value and cannot be contested in any court of law.

"i threw my dick in her squam and it felt like i was river rafting. i traversed squam canyon and came out breathing on the other side. also i had to dispense my cum in an oscillating fan kind of way, like it had to be dispensed properly so everyone could get a taste of it. the actors fuck that up all the time. but then again they were jerks in the first place.
When you don't have enough fingers anymore, it's time to get a new girl."

by grundleburke August 19, 2008

Squamous

Idk lol ask noura

Noura, again, what does squamous mean?

by Squamous boy October 19, 2020