spunk sock

a sock that a Seaman(Navy) will bring aboard the ship with him for the lonely nights (trust me)

"Yea Bill all the guys knew never to touch that sock on the rack,they knew it was my spunk sock, im gunna get me some loving tonight

by Nicholas June 20, 2004

Sand Spunk

The act of burying your partner on the beach in the sand up to their neck with only their head exposed. Then ejaculating on said partner's head to be left in the sun for the gulls.

Tom took Susie to the beach for her first Sand Spunking under the sun.

by The Disco Dan May 20, 2009

spunk rainbow

Four guys sitting in a row wank the guy to the right off and the one on the end spunks over the two middle guys and lands his man seed in the guy on the other ends face as it goes over it causes a rainbow effect.

Wow look at that spunk rainbow! Ahhhh my face.

dude if you get me a beer ill treat you to a spunk rainbow.

by ralshtovski February 6, 2010

Spunk boogers

The wee bits of sperm that accumulate if you dont wash down in you privates. Then you can pick them.

Your trousers are full of spunk boogers

by Davengabus November 21, 2011

Kangaroo Spunk

A swear word used on Buffy's Keyboard. It is semen from a kangaroo

1. Is that kangaroo spunk on your cheek?
2. Andy works in the zoo and often has to analyze the kangaroos' spunk.

by egbertfaffer June 26, 2009

Spunk Pump

1. A highly sexual man who's main aim during sex is to ejaculate inside their partner without the use of prophylactics such as condoms.
2. The act of ejaculating inside a sexual partner.

"She is so hot for me, I can't wait to Spunk Pump her."

by PJAD November 2, 2008

Spunk Biscuit

A game usually played in the armed forces. A group of males sit around in a circle and masturbate, to see who ejaculates last. The last one to ejaculate has to eat the biscuit, complete with salty topping.

Anyone for a game of Spunk Biscuit... Naah Fuck that I had a wank before I came out you'll kick my arse... Besides I've already had lunch.

by Smokey McPot April 10, 2005