Splinching

Splinching (a combination of the words “spread” and “clinch”) is a flatulating technique. This occurs when one (or more) butt cheeks are spread apart, yet the sphincter is clinched, producing an impressive auditory phenomenon.

Ezekiel: “That was an impressive cheeser, my good man! What’s your secret?”
Jedediah: “Splinching is the key to a distinguished cheek squeak, Big E.”

by grandmasterpapasmurf January 21, 2023

donkey squanching quy

A stout ass chod who hangs his ass in the closet and Jacks it off till it cums in his face

Damn son, u can't hang your donkey in the closet n stroke him till he cums. U a stout ass chod, wait I mean a.... donkey squanching quy!

by Krazy Quyliller November 6, 2017

Gorilla Punching

The act of taking your own fecal matter and shoving into the rectum of your enemy or sexual partner.

I'm going to clap your cheeks and then I will commence Gorilla Punching you like you very much so deserve.

by Grossman27 October 27, 2018

Designated punching bag

A lazy way in which Teachers are indulging bullying to maintain "discipline" . A designated punching bag is a student on whom the Teachers are counting to always be the ones bullies will target to pass their "hormonal" energy while leaving teachers favorite students alone. That becomes the "natural order" and routine for teachers. If the Designated punching bag get fed up and fight back...or only wants to save his/her neck, he/she breaks the teacher's routine and natural order therefore HE/SHE is committing an infraction in the eyes of those teachers.

Student A was stolen, beaten up etc... One day he had enough and fought back. But since for teachers he is the school's designated punching bag, he was expulsed because HE and ONLY HE (not the bullies) has to learn how to behave in Society!

by Blcak catBChat nMJ July 21, 2020

Punching the Blanket

When a man masturbates underneath a blanket, and it appears as if he is punching the blanket due to the rapid up-and-down movement of his hand. This can also be used as a joke by a guy who wants to appear as if he is masturbating, however when he is asked what he's doing, he simply says, "I'm punching the blanket."

Mike: "John are you whacking off under there?"
John: "Nah bro, I'm just punching the blanket."

by padsy69 April 15, 2011

Punching Babies

The act of repeatedly fisting a pregnant lady.

Banging her mid pregnancy felt a little discomforting, so i opted to just go punching babies instead...

by Snowball the Ginger Hater July 4, 2011

Sauching

The action form of the word 'Sauch', it can also mean anything the user wants. Usually it means something along the lines of 'owning'.

Yo man I'm gonna be sauching some noobs all night.

Hey bro you wanna go sauching tonight?

Dude, he was just sauching everyone yesterday, you should've seen him.

SAUCHIN'!

by The Sauch Master 4000 June 25, 2009