Spitetomatoes

Pronunciation: 'spIt · t&-'mA-(")tO; chiefly British, eastern New England, northeastern Virginia, and sometimes elsewhere in cultivated speech -'ma'- or -'mä-; chiefly Northern -'ma-
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): singular -spitetomato
Etymology: Middle English, short for despite/ alteration of earlier tomate, from Spanish, from Nahuatl tomatl

1: tomatoe's garnished in or on a meal or dish after the orderer of the meal specifically asked for "no tomatoes".
2a: petty ill will or hatred with the disposition to irritate, annoy, or thwart via the tomato B: the most outwardly disrespectfull act a fast food server can perform on their customer.

Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): action/past tense -spitetomatoed'

1: the act of garnishing tomatoe's (diced or whole) without regard for respective absence requested.

"i asked for no tomotoes, and i know you heard me becuase the receipt had "- tom" on it, there is obviously some malintent going on here because there was just one very large chunk of spitetomato in the middle of my gordita"

"dayum yo, i been spitetomatoed'!"

"gosh how i hate those darn spitetomatoes, curse thee and dam them to hell damnit!!"

"hi 1-800-taco-bel? i'd like to report a spitetomatoe-ing"

by Jess DeBellis December 28, 2005

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Spite Store

A store purposely built next to or in close proximity of another one selling the same or similar products. In doing so, the new store owner plans to avenge prior mistreatment in the other store by taking its customers.

Larry decided to build a coffee selling spite store next to Mocha Joe's after being banned for complaining about the poor service at that store.

by Topaz144 March 27, 2020

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Spate

1. Spate can be an alternative term to sex
2. Spate also means to play a prank on someone
3. You can also Spate yourself, by accidentally causing grief to yourself after performing an act.
4. Spate can be used as a curse word.

1. Did you Spate roger last night?
2. Spate your mate!
3. Losing the ball in football, then the opposition scoring.
4. After making a mistake shouting spate

by BUFC June 14, 2011

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spaten scale

A scale to rate atractiveness. The scale ranges from 0 - 21, but mostly stops around 10, however, the top of the scale is usually referred to as "Pass out". Lower scores mean more atractiveness. The name spaten comes from a german bottled beer. It originates from figuring out how many spatens it will take to find another person attractive enough to get it on with.

drunk person 1)Hey, that 7 spaten bitch is eyeing you.

drunk person 2)Fuck you asshole! I'd have to pass out first before I'd go near that funky vag.

totally trashed drunk)WTF man, I'll do her!

drunk person 1)that twisted mother fucker just reached pass out on the spaten scale.

drunk person 2)Ya, best but the prick another spaten so he wont regret this in the morning.

by janitorforfree April 11, 2008

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Spiterature

The art of rhyming (hip-hop); Flowing nicely over big butta beats. When I have guests on my radio show, i never say freestyle. it's a portmanteau (spit literature).

Let's get into some spiterature.

by Mix Master "O" April 19, 2008

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