spoon

An evil person who "stirs" up rumours about you.
Tells you mean stuff other people have said about you behind your back.
A complete bitch.

Spoon: Omg did you hear what she said about you?
You: No what?
Spoon: She says your an incompetent bitch with no social life. She hates you.
You: Oh...tahts nice. Thanks for telling me. You spoon.

by Imogen c May 25, 2006

spoon

to lightly brush up another person's arm in violent intent
(it all started in the land called of the mind controlling dogs and the goodie bag)

"let's c what's in the goodie bag for you tonite...a SPOON!'
*spoon*

by elmiantacisi July 7, 2004

Spoon

A boy who likes to lead a girl on and then drop her like a hot stone when they get together.
likes to dump girls over text.

''Connor is a totall spoon! he dumped Georgina over text man!

by GabbisaurTuttle December 29, 2009

Spoon

1) An insult given to one who is rather unintelligent.
2) A piece of silverware use to eat with.
3) An object used to dig the spagma from ones foreskin.

Stop being such a fucking spoon.

by Jackie November 1, 2003

spoon

1.my acquaintance, the mutated irish limited edition, deluxe one of a kind spoon.

2.Also the tick's battle cry.

3.Also inferior to the spork.

4.Inferior to the midget in minds

the mutated spoon, Nathan Carrick

by Michael March 30, 2005

spoon

v. to stick a spoon up someone's anus and eat what you find there

Mellie couldn't find the yogurt last night so she decided to spoon Kate instead.

by kellie July 30, 2004

spoon

Absolute spaz, has got it all wrong, generally useless in every way shape or form.

SHRIP, and eeeerrrrrmmmmm........ye just shrip really.

by chris davis April 5, 2003