splinkie

A little spliff.
A one man top up type spliff
A spliff designed to mend rather than Mash

"I'm on my way now. I'll take a splinkie for the journey"

by Bobby Kanker August 14, 2003

splonkers

SPLONG•KURZ

noun

1.
a lifestyle consisting of superior enlightenment, or a higher state of consciousness

2.
miscellaneous supplies

adjective

1.
incapacitated

noun

1.
"They don't understand. They all ignorant and jealous of Splonkers."

2.
"I got Splonkers."

adjective

1.
"I got so Splonkers."

by Pakkedahps July 31, 2017

splinky

a cigerette containing herbal substances eg. weed

fancy sharing a splinky?

this splinky is good shit!

by spaka January 13, 2004

Splink

To flick someone in the face for saying stupid things, also used in the form of a game, can be lots of fun
You can get rid of this by counting to 5 and you can get out of the game by paying each member of the game $1

1st Person (Very White): I smoked a joint in my hood
2nd Person: Splink
1st Person: 1-2-3-4-5

by Bill O'Reily March 1, 2004

Sloink

(gerund or present participle)

To have sex with another's mom, or a group of moms in a particularly disrespectful way. If your mom gets sloinked, no one is buying her dinner afterwards. It's traditional to pee on said moms kids afterwards to complete the ritual.

"yo bro, I just got back from sloinking you mom in the backseat of my Subaru. Didn't even give her a ride home"

by Stelmaria September 17, 2021

Sloinking

Sloinking (present participle)

A particularly disrespectful type of sex involving the speaker and the mom of another. An unfulfilling filling. After informing someone you sloinked their mom, it's customary to describe said sloinking in as much detail as possible.

"yo bro I just got back from sloinking your mom in the back of my Subaru WRX, wanna see the video?"

by Stelmaria September 21, 2021

splink

1. hey. yo 'sup?

2. whatever

3. all-encompassing feeling

aplink, yo!

feeling splink (splinky)

by AJ August 4, 2004