Splerm

A mixture of semen, spit, and vaginal blood.

Dude, I had a sip of that splerm last night from that hoe down the road.

by splermlicker2400 January 30, 2026

splerd

A splerd is someone that no one enjoys to be around and spits on the people when talking

An example of a splerd is say your talking to one and it spits on you redundantly while speaking

by kung fuu kenny February 13, 2025

spherf

Somebody who is so obsessed with the shape of the planets, that they spend their spare time in flat earth groups, being rude to people who dare to question anything.

Typical spherf behaviour

by Emily Beanz May 3, 2025

spleef

I invented this term somewhere around 1983. My buddy almost always had weed and his mother was always suspicious, so she's listen to his phone calls. If I asked him if he had any weed or joints his mother would get pissed at the both of us. So I invented the word spleef so that I could inquire without tipping mom off. I'd call and ask "Have you seen any spleefs today?" She probably cought on eventually but it worked all that summer.

His spleef rolling resembled a pregnant watumba.

by FatdogTavern November 28, 2025

splorfage

The act of jerking off to a photo of Australian rapper Skippy

Man, that splorfage i did last night was so crazy, it covered my phone

by yahwehofficial9 December 22, 2025

Mango Splerge

When the semen is a unnatural orangish color.

I have a serious case of mango Splerge

by Thehumpback September 10, 2016

cyber spleef

Hitting both a Juul and a Pax Era at the same time. Also known as a E-Moke

Kevin: "Let me hit a cyber spleef so I can sleep"
Thomas: "That's whats up"

by Aster Cornwallace February 13, 2018