Dog Shit Splatter

The result of an inconsiderate neighbor not picking up their dog's shit and you mowing over it, causing the turd to be ground up and splattered onto your law, into the street, or onto an innocent bystander.

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John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up with dog shit splatter all over my lawn."

Dave: "Damn, that sucks."
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John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up spraying the street with dog shit splatter."

Dave: "Damn, that sucks."
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John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up pelting some Steven with dog shit splatter.

Dave: "NICE!!"

by Rock it February 15, 2010

Thompson Splatter

The act of shooting explosive diarrhea onto your partner, thus creating a splattering effect. A mutual Fecal Japan.

The day after a night of drinking and rough sex, Larry performed a full-body Thompson Splatter on his girlfriend.

by Larry Thompson July 18, 2003

back-splatter

Noun. The high-velocity pattern made by liquid fecal matter on the back of the toilet above the waterline. This pattern is formed when one has an uncontrolled evacuation of the bowels as he or she is in the process of sitting down and is still in a leaning-forward position. Because the movement associated with this phenomenon is usually time-consuming, the resulting back-splatter typically dries and will not come off when the toilet if flushed. Back-splatter usually lasts until physically removed with a brush and Comet.

Man, I know Al has been in here today, there's already back-splatter on the toilet.

by Duckmeat March 9, 2005

bladder splatter

When someone has to pee so bad their bladder literaly explodes.

"Dude, I gotta pee soo bad I'm gonna have a bladder splatter!"

by Melissa January 6, 2004

gorgan splatter

A non-toxic splattering substance. A splatter from the habitual gorgan family. Unlike other splatters the gorgan is known for splattering on it's own will. They usually come in the bakers dozen and have been found on Madagascar with swarms of 3 foot long ants marching around them as if they were sacred.

Oh man! My gorgan splattered everywhere!

by T-Jayzel June 17, 2004

Mind Over Splatter

A phenomenon similar to a wet dream, however one is awake during said event. One gets off thinking about something pleasing, rather that using abrasion (Masturbating) the odds of "Mind over Splatter" occuring depend on the how pleasing something is to you and your state of mind.

Mike: Dude, i was totally thinking about Mary in that bikini with the straps that kept coming loose and i totally blew my load.

Tim: Mind over Splatter?

Mike: You know it.

by Steve the Angry Patriot June 24, 2009

Doodoo Splatter

When you go to a restroom and doodoo the shit out of everything in there, rendering the restroom unusable and
horrendously smelly.

Dominic spent 10 minutes out of class in the bathroom (a sign indicating the person has a case of Doodoo Splatter). We then told the janitor to take the day off, because he'll need some rest for his weekend job cleaning up the restroom.

by rawrthaas February 25, 2010