Tramp Splat

While participating in Anal Intercourse, pulling out right before releasing the essence of one's future generations and instead splooging your warm gooey liquid on the place of the typical location of a "Tramp Stamp".

Also See: Cattle Branding

"I gave that 2-bit-hooker a real surprise when I gave her the tramp splat last night!"

by Z3MWT June 3, 2023

click boom splat thump

A longer phrase than fuck my life but means the same thing. Usually used after something very bad happens or someone says something bad. Can be followed by putting your index finger and middle finger in your mouth and moving your thumb..like your shooting yourself.

Girl 1: What would you do if I broke your dick in two pieces.
Guy 1: Click boom splat thump.
Girl 1: Same here!

by domkeboy November 25, 2010

Bang bang splat

When you finish within 3 seconds.

Ryan bang bang splatted me

by Tenterden321 November 27, 2016

boston bug splat

A sexual act the involves the game of hockey. It is done when a naked male plugs into the butthole of a female, she than inserts a hockey stick into her vagina. This act can only be successfully done when they skate in tandem and score a goal. After the goal, the male than ejaculates and in celebration thrusts the female into the boards. Once the vagina extracting hockey stick hits the boards it than flings the female into the sky and creates a bloody bug splat into the plexy glass.

Damn Sarah looks pissed, did someone give her a Boston Bug Splat at last nights game?

by NanoNonesense April 18, 2020

Blap Splat

to strike a female on the forehead or facial area with your penis (blap) repeatedly until ejaculate is released onto the victim. see: Blap

"I was having so much fun with my meatsword on her face that I nailed her with a Blap Splat! Bitch was pissed!"

by millambar August 19, 2012

bug splat

A humorous term of art used by military drone operators to describe the remains of a human obliterated by a hellfire missile

The military slang for a man killed by a drone strike is "bug splat," since viewing the body through a grainy-green video image gives the sense of an insect being crushed.

by ssmhchr May 30, 2016

brat splat

The white goo a male releases after a good tug of his penis. Also known as jizz, cum or baby batter.

Im going to fire a load of brat splat all over the place.

by mmartynn June 2, 2018