Splash-Back

The achievement of getting water on ur bum after dropping a log down toilet

"Man, that was some mad splash-back i got there"

by TMB June 17, 2003

cock spasm

That crazy shake you get when you see some sweet booty also that crazy shake you get while cumming.

that chick's tits just gave me a cock spasm

by thekithcen April 25, 2007

splashaphonia

Fear of dropping one's cell phone into the toilet.

My splashaphonia is so bad that I can't even take my phone into the stall with me, cuz I'm afraid I may end up fishing it out of a bowl of floaters.

by orientxp June 3, 2010

splash bash

A fraternity party that occurs for several hours, then at midnight, all party-goers throw about water bottles filled with paint.

I just went to splash bash at AEPi and my clothes got so messed up with paint it was the best night of my life.

by john evanson September 18, 2008

splash out

Spending money like a balla.

"I like this watch, but it's so expensive."
"so? splash out."
"naw."
"seriously, splash out, balla."
"ok." pulls out wallet.

by Jessica C. December 29, 2004

splash guard

A roll of fat on a female's stomach that prevents a male's sperm from splashing her in the face when he removes his penis from her vagina just prior to ejaculation.

That bitch is lucky she had a splash guard because if she didn't my load would've caused her to drown.

by RaiderJunky October 16, 2005

Splashdown

An event which may occur anywhere from a mans middle age to his elderly age. Upon sitting on the toilet the mans nut bag hits the toilet water.

Boy am I getting old. My ballsack hit the toilet water this morning...

That's called a splashdown Bob.

by Chaos_Elite January 17, 2017