Spew my balls

To spew one's balls.
To be in such testicular pain that one feels like he's throwing up his testicles.
Sometimes, nausea and vomiting accompany the pain.

Guy 1 - I think i'm gonna spew my balls, i can taste puke in my mouth! Get me an ice pack!
Guy 2 - Oh man! That bitch destroyed you with one kick!

by Nobli January 14, 2023

silky spewage

ejaculate. the feel and consistency of male ejaculate, slang. silky defining soft, and spew/spewage relating to discharge

the rough and tumble rub of bodies produced one lad's silky spewage upon their bellies.

by s emery July 11, 2007

Sympathy spewer

Someone who is sensitive enough to vomit in response to another person's vomiting.

Meg: Oh, 2 girls 1 cup! *Vomits*
Mom who walked in: Oh, no! Vomit all over! But I'm a Sympathy Spewer... *Vomits*

by CoolGuy2831 May 15, 2009

Dong Spew

A milky viscous fluid with a slightly basic PH which spews from your dong when it gets very excited. Tends to cause pregnancy in females.

She took the dong spew in the face

by Photonix July 6, 2010

Deux Spew

Action involving- eating a meal; performing felatio; expelling meal onto lap of bj recipiant.

John: How was last night with Sandra?
Jack: It was going really well till she Deux Spew'd all over me...
John: What's the Deux Spew?
Jack: When you go out to on a date, then afterwards, as she's performing her furious felatios talent, she then proceeds to throw up her meal on your lap.
John: Gross...
Jack: Your telling me, I was the one with Arby's all over my new jeans.

by Killa Filla July 12, 2010

Spewkied

Another word for vomit

The next door neighbours cat spewkied up a pair of car keys on my doorstep.

by Nada March 29, 2003

spewful

Chunderous, vomitous, pukeworthy, but often used as a joke by teenagers instead of beautiful - 'spewful somehow sounds similar to beautiful

Her dress is SO spewful

by oh_gabe December 28, 2005