Splinking

The act of sending spam messages directly on the LinkedIn platform from one person to another person they do not know. And often includes a sales pitch regardless of the relevancy to the recipient of the message

Every day I wake up to splinking messages in my LinkedIn inbox.

by rharris415 August 15, 2024

refrigerator spelunking

The process of digging through the recesses of your refrigerator in an effort to find something (semi) edible. Usually part of or precursor to either refrigerator roulette or refrigerator triage. Results can be anything from mild to traumatizing.

I was refrigerator spelunking when I discovered a chicken I'd put in there two years ago.

by ferricoxide June 8, 2010

asshole spelunking

Slang for a colonoscopy
Source: "5 Ways We're Designing Robots to Be Total Assholes"
Cracked.com

"In the end, it took a team of 35 people to develop a filter to make {the IBM Watson supercomputer to} stop swearing and wipe the Urban Dictionary from his memory to prepare him for his future as 'a diagnostic tool for hospitals.' We can only hope that they missed some profane nugget hiding in a dark recess of his hard drives, which doctors will hilariously discover when Watson starts referring to a colonoscopy procedure as an 'asshole spelunking'."

by Freezing in Chicago December 9, 2013

cunt spelunking

The act of fucking a pussy so loose it reminds you of exploring the cavernous depths of a damp dark cave spelunking

Guy 1: Man, I hooked up with that chick from the club last night ..

Guy 2: nice! She a good fuck?

Guy 1: nah- let me put it this way... I wouldn’t say we “fucked” as much as I would say that I ended up going cunt spelunking

by Ellecapone1337 April 22, 2018

Nether Spelunking

The act of teaming up (or going solo) and raiding the nether in minecraft for valuable materials, such as Exp, Blaze Rods, Ancient Debris, etc

Hey, wanna go nether spelunking?
Nah, I need to enchant my armor first.

by Mr. Enderman February 6, 2020

Sugar Spelunking

When a Boomer visits a Millennial and the Millennial offers the Boomer coffee, and the Boomer asks for sugar. The Millennial will then be forced to hunt down the sugar in their pantry, a calcified half pound bag inside a baggie inside a Tupperware container stuffed somewhere in the back on the bottom shelf behind the disaster supplies.

This also applies when a Boomer visits you and you try to serve them a bowl of cereal, strawberries, tea, iced tea or grapefruit.

Honey, Bob asked for coffee: I'm going Sugar Spelunking.

by OffHisMeds July 22, 2020

Cooter spelunking

Another term for cunnilingus.

I did some cooter spelunking last nite! Amazing!

by 4realazitgits March 5, 2021