spatulating

1. a bitch so nasty you should hit her with a spatula.
2. doing something so dumb that it deserves gettin hit with a spatula

1.that bitch that just walked by was one stank ho, she was deffinatly spatulating.
2.agentblue just said the most spatulating comment ever.

by casey January 2, 2005

Spatulathority

Someones experience or authority in the fields of the art of spatulas

Cook: man i have so much more spatulathority than that guy over there. i bet hes never touched a spatula!

by Jaques Tohmpsun December 27, 2006

spatulariffic

More awesome than a spatula!!

Dude, that Monty Python is spatulariffic!! They are so funny, and English too, hahaha!!

by mackdaddydrsmooth April 27, 2006

spaculated

to specutate a spastic person.

I spaculated john, and agreed he was spastic.

by Johnel November 2, 2005

splatulance

the sound of wet-farts and splashing dookie echoing from behind a closed bathroom door.

'dad went into the bathroom this morning and had some major splatulance'

by kaylo1973 January 18, 2009

spitula

when you do something so dumb you mentally smack yourself

*spells spatula spitula* dammit that was such a spitula

by phanboysean February 14, 2017

spacula

Its the thing that you apply spackle with when you're trying to get out the tip and save your security deposit.

by motulab October 28, 2003