Hyper Spastic Rhino

A Hyper Spastic Rhino is somebody who acts crazy and doesn't know what the word Spastic means. They don't look people in the eyes when talking to them and falls down stairs while jumpping rope.

Wow Sarina .. you are such a hyper spastic rhino. Just look me in the eyes and stop jumping rope

by Whoeveryouthinkiam August 11, 2012

Going spastic

(Australian) To go crazy. Cause a scene. Throw a tantrum.

She got sent to the principal’s office for going spastic in class.

by cyclonecasey August 5, 2022

Spastic eagle

The act of nutting on some other guys nut

"Bro you should spastic eagle me."

by Butt But 3000 June 7, 2018

Spastic

People who leave their houses during a life-threatening pandemic to socialise with others.

“Look at those spastics on Facebook drinking Bella in a field”

by OntheDole69 March 30, 2020

Spastic

Used to describe an individual who judges a person by irregular/inthourough movement.

Jules is a spastic because he saw an old man struggling to pick up a coin of the floor.

by TrueLanguage June 17, 2015

spastic fingers

An awesome, tall, and handsome young man. Usually with spastic fingers, meaning that he pinches everyones cheeks

a boy with finges, spastic

by Michael March 19, 2005

spastic joose

stella artois, see also wife beater

Punter: pint o spastic jooce please barman.
Barman: What?
Punter: A wife beater

by tommigunn March 22, 2004