dirty salmon

A harmless prank where one flaps the palm of their hand side to side, like a salmon, against the insides of another persons thighs from behind. The higher up the thigh, the dirtier the dirty salmon.

Dude, can you believe he just dirty salmoned the mormon chick?

Yeah man, I think he's going to go to jail.

by Smilikymeat April 28, 2011

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Solo Rage

1. When you suddenly realize that you are far drunker than any other person in the room, and are making a huge ass out of yourself by dancing (also can be called solo raging)or mumbling incoherently.

Anna: What did you do last night dude?
You: Oh man I drank too much and woke up on my dorm room floor, naked with a half eaten burrito in my hand.
Anna: I thought everyone said they were going to take it easy?
You: I solo raged hardcore.

by Miqlovin April 12, 2009

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Salmon Lantern

a very phalic member of ignorance.

jim neglected caution when dangling his salmon lantern amongst a crowd of virtuous turkey vultures.

by slimjim1907 August 25, 2011

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solo mission

When one does something alone because no one will go with them

Victoria: "Can you go to lunch at noon?"

Emily: "No, sorry I have class"

Victoria: "Damn, looks like it will be a solo mission"

by victorytalks.93 December 15, 2011

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Salmon Burp

A slang term for the flatulence of the vagina (also known as a queef). This often occurs during fornication when the male's womb broom shoves extra air into the female's fart box and needs to be released.

"Dude! I was going down on this girl last night and I got hit in the face with a salmon burp!"

by phoenix21 December 23, 2014

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