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sockmonger

One who blatantly steals socks, disregarding correct practice. A sockmonger will often go to extreme measures to acquire socks.
"Our gardner is such a sockmonger. That's the third pair of navy blue school socks that has mysteriously disappeared!"
by Tamin September 24, 2008
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scoom

“Scoom ass bitch go to KDHS dont talk to her”
by Ash65555 August 20, 2022
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Scomo

The markings left on a toilet bowl after a fairly aggressive bowel movement.
"I feel bad for the janitors at the mall. I left a big Scomo in the toilet that no amount of flushing will clear."
by CanadianGaymerBear December 20, 2019
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ScoMo

Noun:

- The embodiment of all stupidity in Australia, who is somehow (we thought it was impossible) easily able to top the

punch-ability of Malcolm Turnbull's smug expressions with his stupid and bewildered face. Not one single person in

Australia wanted him, but sadly he was the lesser evil of the 2 other real opponents he faced; the #wokefeminist

50,000,000 year old prude Hillary Clinton wannabe, and a literal Alien who holds nationalist beliefs, even though he

came from an entirely different planet.

- A baby boomer who likes to boast about an expected budget surplus (which might I add, is pretty easy to do if you

sell half of your assets). In his spare time he goes onto "the Facebook" and catches up on all the recent Mee Mee's

and the "hip lingo", only when he speaks he sounds like a mix between that one friend who talks like they're an

expert of any subject, someone seriously out of breath, and any other baby boomer that has no concept of

'Millennial culture".

Adjective:

- Fuckface

- Substance-less piece of shit

- Mental ward inpatient
"Last night I was watching sky news and I think I'm gonna vote for the liberals now"

"You absolute ScoMo"
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"Did you hear about the new policy by ScoMo?"

"Don't be ridiculous, he doesn't have any real policies"
by Namaste lads April 17, 2019
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scomo-sexual

The term for one who is sexually attracted to Scott Morrison, the current Prime Minister of Australia
Person: I get a boner for ScoMo
Other Person: Wow me too
Extra Person: You are Scomo-Sexuals
by Pukas Grig V July 10, 2019
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SoCo

SoCo is the drink of choice before a friday night football game.
by Long Island August 13, 2004
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Scomo’d

To abandon a situation for others to sort out
The crap was hitting the fan , so I scomo’d out of there
by Scumo December 21, 2019
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