sober up

The act of pretending not to be inebriated when passing officials, parents, or anyone else you would rather not be faded around. (does not necessarily only apply to those under-age)

For example: |Spot a policeman| Sober up!

by Stephanie R. SDSU May 30, 2007

SoaR Humid

SoaR Humid is a member of SoaR Sniping. He gives the d to random kids on call of duty. He trickshots the hell out of people.

Guy 1: Dude did you see that mala equip two piece that SoaR Humid hit?!
Guy 2: No show me it!

by ShankmShawn September 7, 2012

sober prowling

v. to hook up with a drunk girl while sober. more specifically, to not drink all night, then go out for afterhours to capitalize on the drunkness of women. to take advantage of drunk girls.

Nate woke up last night at 1am and was totally sober prowling on the girls partying at our apartment.

by Doc 123 December 28, 2008

Sober Snapper

(noun) Someone who likes to burst someone else's bubble. It is usually someone who is sober that is bursting (snapping) a drunk person's bubble. Can be used in lieu of "ball buster".

Ethan= Man I'm feeling so good right now, I'm gonna go talk to that chick at the end of the bar.

Jack= I dunno man, she might be to hot for you.

Ethan= Jack, why are such a sober snapper.

by BJA1990 June 29, 2011

sabar

Sabar is a really funny guy with tons of jokes and gives alot of food

you are a sabar really nice

by twin turbo 24 liter v30 October 4, 2019

Sober October

The act of going straight edge for an entire month to make oneself suffer an unimaginable sobriety.

Peter: Have you seen Joe?

John: No why?
Peter: He's been avoiding going to the bar and smoking some dank ass weed every time I hit him up. I think he hates me.
John: Oh no! He's just doing sober October. I think he's trying to transcend consciousness and see God, but he's looking good.

by BigBirdsGhost September 27, 2020

Sober as a moose

Like completely sober. No substance in the body

“You drunk right now?”
“Nah, Im sober as a moose”

by Eckerdislit53 November 21, 2020