snot wallet 

A woman who takes the in-out more frequently than a Catholic alter boy with a pretty mouth and sins to repent for.

Vince exclaimed, "I can't believe you tapped that hoe! You should probably get tested."
David replied shamefully, "I know, she's a real snot wallet."

snot wallet by TramadolQueen August 6, 2013

snot rag 

a tissue used to blow noses

Person 1 blows nose and throws tissue away
Person 2: Who left all the snot rags in the trash can?

snot rag by xXInVdRGrMXx March 28, 2008

snot twat 

A) A term used to insult someone, especially someone slutty who might have a gross vagina

B) What you can use to refer to a girl after you, or someone else, has eaten her out and sneeze in her vag

A) That chick is so slutty, if I were a guy I'd be afraid of that snot twat!

B) I can't believe that frat boy sneezed in her vag, total snot twat!

snot twat by Sarah Lambert February 27, 2008

snot face 

a sorry excuse for a homosapien with overly developed nasal glands who snacks on the mucus that gathers on their upper lip between meals

remember that weedy kid in school whose nose was always dribbling? what a snot face

snot face by original bone head January 18, 2009

snot rod 

erect penis

she had a lip-lock on my snot rod

snot rod by joe December 4, 2003

Snot monster 

When someone is so blocked with mucus that they're dripping or spraying snot everywhere, but they have no choice and have to go to work, college, or the pub. Thusly end up gifting their infectious disease to all and sundry.

Man I was so bunged up with flu, but I had to meet Charlene at the bar so I was such a snot monster, sneezin everywhere.

Snot monster by D-C Tregant April 28, 2007

Snot Tits 

1. When a guy busts a nut on a girl's tits. But the load just hits the nipple and drips off looking like snot from a nose.

2. When a guy motorboats a girl's bear chest but has a bad cold and leaves snot all over the girls tits

1. My girl did not enjoy the fact that I pulled out and gave her a pair of snot tits. That shit dripped all over her bed.

2. Johnny had a terrible cold and after motorboating the stripper for $5 he left her with a pair of snot tits.

Snot Tits by Von Ludewig October 18, 2008