crumb snatcher

a person who can't do shit on his own so he steals whats left over such as: old girlfriends, pick-up lines, raps, copies your artwork etc.

Yo that Tyrone is a fucking crumb snatcher son!

by It'sMeBiatch December 22, 2010

Snatchasauris

Prehistoric,really old,aged pussy

At 92 years old Gladus used a stone dildo to get her snatchasauris off.

by Richard (the goomuck man) January 16, 2009

booger snatchers

A sign of disgust or dismay. Said when things don't go right.

"Booger snatchers! That son of a motherless goat won't even try to get to first base!"

by MrMe May 27, 2004

Snatches

Pussy: vagina

I'm loving all these snatches

by KravinSnatches July 26, 2009

Snatchlasticity

The measure of tightness of a woman's vagina.

That woman has slept around so much she's lost all her snatchlasticity. Like throwing hot dog down a hallway.

by just some random guy July 24, 2008

Biscuit Snatcher

One who goes out looking for a piece of ass but usually comes home with nothing because they have a much better looking friend who steals the woman they wanted to bang.

Todd is such a Biscuit Snatcher I can't stand it. Every time we go to the bar and I want to hook up with a hot chick he cock blocks me and takes her home. What a dick.

by SassyJax01 September 28, 2011

crib snatcher

a person who has a much younger sexual partner

if you are a 25 years girl with a 16 years old boyfriend, you are the crib snatcher

by Alphonzo January 9, 2005