sardine party

A phenomenon common on the Washington, DC Metro and elsewhere in which up to 20 people will attempt to squeeze through one set of doors on a train car.

I was on the Metro today and I got caught in another sardine party at Gallery Place, but no one grabbed my ass this time, thank God.

by Maddie S. December 9, 2008

PURE SHARD

PURE METH, ONE PIECE, NO CUTTING AGENT.

I JUST LOADED A PURE SHARD.
I GOT A SACK OF PURE SHARD.

by H4X0R 3li73 March 10, 2009

Sharded

How fucking retarded people say "sharted" which is a mixture of the words shit and fart. The people who say sharded are just the kinds of people who say "libery" and "amblance".

Retard: "Yo that dude just totally sharded!"

Person who understands how words work: "You mean 'sharted'?"

by babykiller111 November 15, 2010

Sardine

Bus which is made for 100 passengers, filled up with 150 passengers.

Can you move a lil bit, please?

Where, man, its sardine!!!

by toba-cco January 15, 2010

shard barbie

A female who will do anything for a bump

Damn she's such a shard Barbie, she sucked my dick for a bump!

by Sauni1 January 2, 2017

shard bat

A person who will do anything for a toke of meth. Almost worse than a crack-head.

Look at that shard bat begging for a toke.

by SurreyAngel February 20, 2006

shardage

happens after you take a wet shit and don't wipe properly. The overlooked dirt soon dries and feels like shards of glass in your anal cavity. Walking feels like hell and requires much re-adjustment.

shardage is commonly mistaken for torn asshole, which occurs after a poop is too large to fit through your butt at its normal size or after anal sex (ouch and very gay). also mistaken for fire-ass, which occurs after diarrhea and your butthole's exposure to acid

two kids while on a tour of the Musuem of Natural Science:
Kid 1: "Hey, stop pulling at your ass.
Kid 2: "Man I gots da shardage cuz I didn't have enough time to wipe this morning."
Kid 1: "Oooo. Are you sure that wasn't cuz of my dick in yo butthole last night."
Kid 2: "No. Yours is too small for this kind of damage."

by Jako Kot May 13, 2008