Santa Claus

Every boys idol because he's knows where all the naughty girls live.

Jonny: Santa, I just want something that will makes me really happy on Christmas Day.

Santa Claus: Well Jonny, I know what Jenny does when everyone else is asleep.

by thats right I said it July 18, 2009

johan santana

The best pitcher in baseball!!

johan santana strikes the mother*ers out!

by Twins Win September 10, 2006

Santa Scrump

Having sex with a larger fat white man.

Man! I walked in on Linn getting Santa Scrumped by the Janitor!

by ~2` June 20, 2011

santa paula

Santa Paula is a small city in California. But it is most known for its amazing citrus. Also known for most stabbings in US aka "Stabbing Capital of America."

Oh you're from Santa Paula? Where's your shank?

by Young black nigha March 12, 2017

Santana

The second worst Pillar Man from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 2. Known in some translations as Santviento. For those wondering, the list of the Pillar Men from best to worst is as follows:

1. Wamuu
2. Esidisi
3. Santana
4. Kars

Joseph: Your next line is, "Learned your lesson, primitive?"
Santana: Learned your lesson, primitive?
Santana: ...!

by NamesAO August 14, 2018

Sweaty Santa

Verb: When a couple is passionately 69'ing and the male is about to ejaculate, the duo flips over such that the male is on top. Immediately after flipping, the male shoves his erect penis deep inside the female's throat and deposits a massive amount of ejaculate; like Santa "cumming" down the chimney and leaving a "gift."

"I was 69'ing with the wife by the fire last night and I gave her the ole Sweaty Santa. Merry Christmas!"

by Sex Engineers October 3, 2017

Santana

The most perfect girlfriend you could ever find. Great smile. 10/10. Never let her go because you're definitely going to regret it later in life.

1st girl: Damn is that a Santana with my ex?
2nd girl: Shit, you just lost the ex game.
1st girl: *Starts crying*

by Bluebro11 July 28, 2016