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smucho

a kissing session in wich two people comense in saliva powered kissing
jack and jill went up the hill for a little smucho session
by pepsipurple May 1, 2006
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sturchio

to hook up with a girl.
chick that billy hooked up with.
dude you totally pulled a sturchio
by javier rodriguez October 2, 2007
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smunchin

Wanting to get high.
"Yo dude I'm smunchin so bad, you got any buddahs?"
by Jackass9484 February 22, 2008
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Smurphmobile

The automobiles driven by Smurphs. Also any blue car driven by an awesome person.
"Whoa! Did you see that awesome vehicle?"
"Yeah! It was a Smurphmobile!"
by BigBaller383 June 24, 2009
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Smulched

Act of trolling someone in a subtle way that they don't know if you are dumb or trolling them

Also:

A very very very very very very very very very very very very bad joke
Bob: U.S. Won the olympics
Smulch: No Canada did
Bob: Canada sucks at sports, except hockey.....
Smulch: Canada is good at sports.
Bob: No they suck

YOU JUST GOT SMULCHED
by Rokoz June 23, 2010
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smunchy

originally used by taco bell to mean smooshy melty crunchy.

A person who is highly perverted and tends to have a way off clinging to people. They are the kind who are likely to stalk somebody or follow them around, especially when they are unwanted. Being a third wheel or being placed in an awkward situation does not bother or discourage them.

Someone who is smunchy may be very creepy and forcefully touch people in a way that they think is funny. When told to stop they will repeatedly ask "why?" because they dont understand what is inapproriate and socially awkward.A person who is smunchy may may also make bad jokes at horrible times.

A person maybe be called the following:
smunchy
a smunch
smunchmeister
smuncharific
Troy is always grabbing my boobs! he is so smunchy!
by missethinkstroysasmunch November 30, 2010
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smunch my smunchie

The female equivalent of "suck my dick". "Smunch my smunchie" basically means to lick my pussy but can be used as frequently and randomly as suck my dick. use it as an insult or as just something to say!
Male: "suck my dick!"
female: "oh yeah, well smunch my smunchie!"

female: "hey bitch, smunch my smunchie!"

*some dumb bitch asks a question with an obvious answer*
in response: "smunch my smunchie bitch."
by Smunchie Smuncherson August 11, 2012
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