smugly

So smug that one's smugness cause them to be, in fact: ugly.

"I am so much better than you at Guitar Hero!"

"God your face is smugly right now."

by barkbark January 18, 2010

Velcro Smuggler

A woman with an unshaved pussy.

Sam needs to shave her cooch, fuckin Velcro Smuggler.

by SneakySneakyNinja January 18, 2006

Pittsburg Smuggler

When a Girl puts her lips around the asshole and sucks out a fart

in the heat of the moment drew bent over over and asked his girl for a pittsburg smuggler

by Patrick Burroughs November 12, 2009

Columbian Smuggler

Typically performed after a bad breakup. A girl travels to a lucky man's house following her previous breakup. She proceeds to give the lucky man a blow job. As he is about to come, she has him ejaculate on a flat surface. The girl proceeds to snort his ejaculate then leave the premises. She will then keep the ejaculate in her nose until she arrives her Ex-boyfriends house at which time he will answer the door and she will spit a cum-lugee in her EX's face.

"Hey did you hear about what happened to Tim after he broke it off with Julie?"

"Nah but she must have really flipped they were together forever."

"You bet your candy ass she flipped, She met up with Dave, drove back to Tim's and gave him the Columbian Smuggler!"

by Magna Cum Lugee April 7, 2009

Clunge smuggler

A lesbian who dresses like a man to make herself look like she has a wanger and not a clunge.

Man1: look at that bird over there dressed like a bloke

Man2: Oh yeah...fucking clunge smuggler.

by clunge king April 28, 2009

smuggling peanuts

the unfortunate condition of having stiff nips

person 1: wow, you must be freezing

person 2: o god, i'm smuggling peanuts aren't i?

person 1: uhuh

by sara s April 19, 2006

Smuggle

v. To mess up in a big way.
n. A costly mistake.
adj.(Smuggler) One with a reputation for messing things up.

Dude, I smuggled that presentation yesterday. I hope they don't fire my ass for it.
Man, I knew that it was going to be quite a smuggle as soon as you started crying when the boss looked dissatisfied.
This is why I don't put smugglers like you on my team, you always find a way to mess something up.

by jolly.rancher April 19, 2008