Smorgasbord

When a woman with a large FUPA (Front Upper Puss Area) bends over exposing her anus and vagina, and someone goes to town like Peter Griffin at an all you can eat buffet after yelling ‘smorgasbord’ as their war cry.

Chris’s face smells funny, I bet he went to the smorgasbord again.

by Kathy S 😋 June 27, 2018

smoogaly googaly

who you think is the coolest person in the world

or ones girlfriend

she is my smoogaly googaly

by mike chemerka July 4, 2006

The Albert Smoota Project

A project which will be enforced in the year 2010, whereby all people with excessive nose hair will shipped to the moon.

He won't live out the Albert Smoota Project.

by Albert Smoota December 8, 2006

smooge

To have sex in a romantic way. Not quite making love, but not just f@$king.

Nick started to really develop feelings for Kate, so that night he smooged her slow and tenderly.

by cre8tive July 12, 2011

smorgasblog

A blog entry in which the writer writes about several different, often unrelated topics.

In yesterday's smorgasblog he wrote about everything from global warming to what he had for breakfast to how he hates golf to his travel plans for next summer.

by Aibosi April 26, 2007

smookatu

the act of relying on a friend to deficate on your face when you pass out. Usually from miller lite and tequila. The smookatuer must be a trusted friend as you will be passed out.

Billy can smookatu my sister after she has a some high quality blotter acid.

Hey would you mind being designated smookatuer tonight? Thanks I'm desperate.

by Mr. Macfisto April 4, 2008

smorgasbowl

multiple strains of marijuana packed into one smoking pipe bowl.

After the party i collected all the random nugs from around my house and packed up a fat smorgasbowl.

by KushNuggests April 30, 2011