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the act of relying on a friend to deficate on your face when you pass out. Usually from miller lite and tequila. The smookatuer must be a trusted friend as you will be passed out.
Billy can smookatu my sister after she has a some high quality blotter acid.

Hey would you mind being designated smookatuer tonight? Thanks I'm desperate.
by Mr. Macfisto April 04, 2008
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