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the act of relying on a friend to deficate on your face when you pass out. Usually from miller lite and tequila. The smookatuer must be a trusted friend as you will be passed out.
Billy can smookatu my sister after she has a some high quality blotter acid.

Hey would you mind being designated smookatuer tonight? Thanks I'm desperate.
by Mr. Macfisto April 04, 2008
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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