To apply lipstick to your butt hole and give someone a kiss with it usually while they are passed out.
by big bert13 March 1, 2011
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A gooch smooch consists of connecting the hooks of a ratchet strap in the grundel of a human. Then ratcheting the strap till said human folds in half able to smooch their own gooch. This would be a most unpleasant experience.
A gooch smooch consists of connecting the hooks of a ratchet strap in the grundel of a human. Then ratcheting the strap till said human folds in half able to smooch their own gooch. This would be a most unpleasant experience.
by Tally P January 31, 2023
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Get the mexican smooch mug.A "Yes" man. A person who hangs around someone popular or perhaps influential status and is always kissing their ass.
Samantha is such a smooch hanger. She never stays at her desk or gets any of her work completed because she is always clinging on to Mr. Big.
Jack is making a fool of himself by blatantly sucking up to his rich neighbor. I am embarrassed for him because he is a silly smooch hanger!
Jack is making a fool of himself by blatantly sucking up to his rich neighbor. I am embarrassed for him because he is a silly smooch hanger!
by BlueberryHill November 5, 2013
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