Smoke a pole

1.a non vulgar form of saying "blow job"
2. an insult

tina: hey john you need to clean your car.
john: go smoke a pole.

by geeber101 October 10, 2011

stay woke or stay smoke

basically meaning to open your eyes and know / be alert to what’s really going on around you, or don’t and just stay clueless in the same position you’re in . (foggy smoke).

if you get it you get it

Rod: ayo they killed dr. sebi man!

Dom: yeah he healed many people of diseases with natural herbs bro… there’d be no use for doctors that’s why they did it! stay woke or stay smoke

Rod: shiiiit fuh real doe!

by missesworldwide July 2, 2022

Smoking crypto

A process in which an individual extracts cryptocurrency from the internet and smokes it, in order to get high.

Did you hear that Balboni has been acting crazy lately? I think he started smoking crypto again.

by Bollicks July 18, 2023

white smoke

A way of saying that the group has reached a consensus; agreement after debate. Based on the tradition of burning straw along with the ballots to make white smoke above the Vatican when the College of Cardinals has elected a new Pope.

After three hours of negotiation, I think we finally have white smoke!

by RadioRay September 24, 2005

Smoke and Roll

(smōk ãnd rōl), v

A two-step process to ensure smoker safety.

Step one: smoke.

Step two: get the fuck out of there.

Not to be confused with a shady maneuver involving a weedless smoker smoking another smokers weed and immediately evacuating the smoke spot.

Kevin: "this bowl is beat."

Ryan: "Smoke and Roll!"

(Kevin and Ryan drive away)

by Dirty danchez June 30, 2009

smocking gun

A phrase that means you don't know what the F#$% you are talking about and should just stop tweeting.

My smocking gun went off at 3 a.m. this morning when I was supposed to be solving the World's problems.

by sTrumpf August 1, 2018

smoking fetish

Someone who has a fetish for someone who smokes, its most common in men. For men with a smoking it will amplify any attractiveness a man already has towards a girl, if he sees her smoking, some men are also attracted to more "sweet and innocent" women who happen to smoke.

Dave has a really big smoking fetish.

by Al_man January 7, 2008