Skizer

Southern word for scissors!

“William holding a skizer we’re simple folk”

by Astrangehuman October 14, 2023

Sizernino

A person that loves retro gaming, fast food, and doing a whole lot of nothing.

Dude #1: That one guy from up north is fun to game with.

Dude #2: He must be a Sizernino

by Sizer95deOlive June 11, 2024

slizer

a name da guys call you when you real close to them

“yooo slizer wtm !”

by heavystax June 21, 2024

Sizer

A totally stand up person. A genuine fluffball.

Hey man, that was real cool what you did there, yous a really Sizer.

by tally8 June 30, 2024

Smilers

A Practitioner of Toxic positivity

I got called into a work meeting and saw it was full of HR department Smilers and immediately knew I was cooked

by AveryYapps February 8, 2026

Smiler

Originating in Calgary, Alberta - a smiler is an individual who seeks business opportunity and personal gain via developing relationships with absolutely everybody, regardless of moral implications.

A smiler may learn that an individual greatly betrayed their close friend, and decide to keep said person in their good graces based on the pretense that they may eventually have something to gain from the relationship.

Smilers fight extremely hard to not break character and never allow their genuine personality to slip out, introduce themselves with a huge smile and tight handshake, and work as social chameleons to get what they want under the assumption they are playing "3D Chess" amongst the "sheep".

An individual who values profitability over virtue and morality.

"Bro, Kanye West is still chilling with Donald Trump after he tried stealing all of my crypto"

"Don't worry man, Kanye West is a smiler, he's smiling and walking up to us right now"

by Thorfinn, Son of Thors September 2, 2025

Pocket smiler

1. Someone who stares from at people from a distance.

2. Stalker.

Steven is such a pocket smiler. He’s always staring at me and always asking where I’m at.

by TheBigOneInyourMom August 19, 2018