Mitchell

Mitchell is the bastard son of Zues and is an only child in his mortal family. This guy is a god among men. His awesomeness causes chuck norris to drop to his knees and bow down. Women have Wet Dreams about having a Wet Dream about a day with Mitchell. His Penis is 9 in. exactly but can still please a woman better than a man with a foot long rod. Awesomness pumps through his veins everyday and will turn anything his blood touches into pure energy. Overall

Dude, holy shit, that was Mitchell

by emefircus October 28, 2010

mitchell

to have any form of sexual intercourse or kissing in an elevator

we just did a mitchell

by brighterr March 28, 2008

Mitchell

When you forgot what you want to say so you just say "Mitchell"

"I'm drinking a greasy old dirty Mitchell out here!"
"Fuck off Mitchell"
"You fucking mitchell"

by Aiden Gillan August 21, 2016

smitchelstick

Another word for an idiot or Moron!

Dude! Stop being such a smitchelstick!

by Clarabelle78 May 4, 2018

mitcHELL high school

literal HELL, even tho it’s the best high school in pasco county. mitchell consists of fuckboys, gangs, drug dealers, and hoes who basically think they run the school

hey have you heard of mitchell high school? it’s supposed to be good, but wasn’t there a big arrest yesterday?

by yiannipappas October 21, 2018

satchell

best person ever, duh

aye look, there's satchell

by drizztdummum November 5, 2018

Mitchell King

Mitchell King has the best bestie in the world, but he’s such a rock.

Person 1: Omg there’s Mitchell King, I wish I had a best friend like his!!
Person 2: Yeah me too but he doesn’t deserve his best friend he’s such a rock!

by short bitch:) November 12, 2019