Russian Milkshake

The act of having a female forcefully shove one of her boobs into a man's anus until lactation occurs.

1. "Dude, I got Susan to give me a Russian Milkshake last night! Best night ever!"

2. "Betty gave Russian Milkshakes to like five guys last night, what a skank. And you wouldn't believe how much milk I had to clean up!"

3. I had to cancel my colonoscopy because Sarah Russian Milkshaked me so hard last night.

by CreativeSex69 March 22, 2011

tadpole milkshake

The refreshing climax to a sexual encounter, tadpole milkshake is a euphamism for semen ejaculated into a partner's mouth. One variant is the 'tadpole thickshake', which is the same as the milkshake but brewed in the NUTSACK for at least 5 days to ensure a thick consistency.

My friend and I were at a drive-through restaurant, and I dared him to ask for a Tadpole Milkshake; the girl said "Hold on, sir, I'll just get Brutus to whip one up for you...".

by Googles December 2, 2004

Sperm Milkshake

When a woman gives a blowjob to mulitple partners within moments of eachother.

Hence collecting a variety of semen in her stomach, creating a sperm milkshake in her stomach.

Killator: "hey trigg why did you stop dating that one broad?"
Trigga: "Oh she was a real Sperm Milkshake"
Killator: "yeah but that's why i thought you two were a great couple"
Trigga: "hey fuck you man, you didnt have to kiss her.."
Killator: "true dat"
Trigga: "anyway, have you been the grocery store lately?"
Killator: "Naw, it's a real corpse circus in there"

by Grimm Rapper April 14, 2010

Milkshake party

when more then 4 men participate in a gang bang with a willing partner. After the last load has been blown inside her/him the participants then pass around the person and share from the filled hole.

Damn your girl was crazy last night! Yeah especially afterwards when we all did that milkshake party and she was still down for it!

by Hef June 5, 2017

Soapy Milkshake

By where person #2 by use of a drinking straw sucks person #1's semen from the shower drain (other drains may be used) after person #1 jacks off in the shower.
Other names include The Russian Thirst Quencher, The Lawyer's Teapot, and The Plumbers Smoko

Fred treated his flatmate Steven to a tasty soapy milkshake

by Jacks Lumber May 10, 2007

drop a milkshake

to skeet into a toilet

After watching meatspin, Matty D decided to drop a milkshake.

by nibbs January 15, 2006

Asshole-Milkshake

A drink. Usually made in the pornography industry. One first inserts speculum in anal cavity while one's back with legs around head. Next 5 men ejaculate into speculum to enter the rectum. Then whole milk is added with hershey syrup. Finally some whip cream and a cherry on top.
To drink on can either remove the speculum and insert a tube into the anal cavity and proceed to suck it out of one's own ass. Or the contents is expelled while being stood up into a glass preferable made for milkshakes. Then quaffed at lesiure.

A. Damn that Asshole-Milkshake was tasty!
B. Dont make me make you give yourself an asshole-milkshake!
C. Mom, more asshole-milkshake please!

by Jonathan December 13, 2004