Semen Slurpy

a thick beverage enjoyed by women and the occational homosexual man. Not sold at 7-11, may be found outside for about 20 bucks.
also known as protein shake

She looked thirsty so i gave her a semen slurpy

by 12131415161 October 6, 2009

Slurpy

A horrible human being 😕

guys slurpy is being a bitch again

by Sl3rp December 14, 2021

slurpy dough

What you find under a fat person's neck.

When grandma comes to visit my job is to clean her slurpy dough.

by Mooman123 August 4, 2017

fun time slurpy chug

Its an inside joke

You won't get it

yo mum a fun time slurpy chug

by Oxford143 November 16, 2018

Slurpy

The act of putting ones mouth on their partners genitals and loudly exclaiming "Slurp" while sucking on them.

"I just gave my girl a wild slurpy"

by DracoMems June 29, 2019

Slurpie

Slurpie

A stupid basic ass convenience store worthy of a person./ Peoples
Basically just begging to kiss your ass and tell you anything you want to hear....
Yeaaaaa. Loser. Slurpie it up.
You fake ass slurpie

by Tiny( the wife) August 20, 2023

slurpy purpy

A slurpy purpy is when you twist someone’s nips real hard then suck on there nuts. Before you suck on there nuts put em in ya butt

I gave my cousin a slurpy purpy last night

by Bum hole slasher May 3, 2018