a thick beverage enjoyed by women and the occational homosexual man. Not sold at 7-11, may be found outside for about 20 bucks.
also known as protein shake
also known as protein shake
by 12131415161 October 6, 2009

by Mooman123 August 4, 2017

Its an inside joke
by Oxford143 November 16, 2018

The act of putting ones mouth on their partners genitals and loudly exclaiming "Slurp" while sucking on them.
by DracoMems June 29, 2019

Slurpie
A stupid basic ass convenience store worthy of a person./ Peoples
Basically just begging to kiss your ass and tell you anything you want to hear....
Yeaaaaa. Loser. Slurpie it up.
You fake ass slurpie
Basically just begging to kiss your ass and tell you anything you want to hear....
Yeaaaaa. Loser. Slurpie it up.
You fake ass slurpie
by Tiny( the wife) August 20, 2023

A slurpy purpy is when you twist someone’s nips real hard then suck on there nuts. Before you suck on there nuts put em in ya butt
by Bum hole slasher May 3, 2018
