The girl that every guy wants to be with, but she usually goes for ashsoles. Slobodanka's are usually whores.
by YAHBRO July 3, 2009
Get the Slobodanka mug.1.Being fed up by the snow at the end of the winter
2.When snow prevents you from doing an activity
3.Disliking snowboard-ing/ers and/or all the hype around the snowboarding
2.When snow prevents you from doing an activity
3.Disliking snowboard-ing/ers and/or all the hype around the snowboarding
1.
A:Dude, its snowing again and its almost spring
B:Tell me about it. Im so snowbored.
2.
I cant wait to shoot some hoops again.Im so snowbored!
3.
A: I met this really cute guy, and he is a snowboarder! Thats so cool.
B: I think im gonna leave.Im snowbored already.
A:Dude, its snowing again and its almost spring
B:Tell me about it. Im so snowbored.
2.
I cant wait to shoot some hoops again.Im so snowbored!
3.
A: I met this really cute guy, and he is a snowboarder! Thats so cool.
B: I think im gonna leave.Im snowbored already.
by Zhazhinsky April 5, 2010
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by jkc August 7, 2012
Get the slowmo mug.You people are pathetic. Stop blaming everything on Slobodan Milosevic. Before you start judging Milosevic you should first take a look at your own history. The worst atrocities known in modern history of Europe were committed by Croat and Muslim Nazis on defenseless Serb population. This, one of the most important parameter of the current Balkan tragedy that is rarely mentioned in the Western press, which is a damn shame because no one will ever know the truth.
Vukovar - who committed atrocities?
This was just one big cover up. The West widely poblicised the battle of Vukovar. When the town was finally liberated from the Croatian fascists it was but a ghost town littered with slaughtered Serbs. But the West accused the Serbs and not the Croats for the massacre!
Now to the Srebrenica "Massacre" - What really happened? The activity only proves Srebrenica was a set up. the way the bosnian muslim was able to do this was to deliberately sacrificed their own. Muslims from Srebrenica were deliberately sacrificed. The Serbian Army that was provoked by raids on Serbian villages, the commander of the 28th Muslim Division Naser Oric and approximately 20 other chief officers were withdrawn from Srebrenica. There are Documents that show the Muslim army did not have any plan for defending Srebrenica and that the army of the Serb Republic captured the town with a very small force-200 soldiers and three tanks(Slobodan Milosevic had nothing to do with this). The real objective of the Muslim authorities was not only to create a situation that would allow NATO to bomb the Serbian positions without the approval of the UN Security Council but also to hide from the world the ethnic cleansing of Serbs from the Serb Republic of Krajina, carried out with direct help from the USA and NATO at the beginning of August 1995.
This was just one big cover up. The West widely poblicised the battle of Vukovar. When the town was finally liberated from the Croatian fascists it was but a ghost town littered with slaughtered Serbs. But the West accused the Serbs and not the Croats for the massacre!
Now to the Srebrenica "Massacre" - What really happened? The activity only proves Srebrenica was a set up. the way the bosnian muslim was able to do this was to deliberately sacrificed their own. Muslims from Srebrenica were deliberately sacrificed. The Serbian Army that was provoked by raids on Serbian villages, the commander of the 28th Muslim Division Naser Oric and approximately 20 other chief officers were withdrawn from Srebrenica. There are Documents that show the Muslim army did not have any plan for defending Srebrenica and that the army of the Serb Republic captured the town with a very small force-200 soldiers and three tanks(Slobodan Milosevic had nothing to do with this). The real objective of the Muslim authorities was not only to create a situation that would allow NATO to bomb the Serbian positions without the approval of the UN Security Council but also to hide from the world the ethnic cleansing of Serbs from the Serb Republic of Krajina, carried out with direct help from the USA and NATO at the beginning of August 1995.
by CrnaStrela September 22, 2005
Get the Slobodan Milosevic mug.Basically the most fun...ever. The best winter sport period. Altho in response to "the angry gnome" I'm one of those little effers that just jib...because i have no place to go backcountry. So yeah, I wont say snowboarding is better then skiing...because i ahev never gone skiiing...but all those little 6 yr old rich skiiers on the hill certainly PISS ME OFF
Dumb Kid at my school: "Hey look, that kid thinks she's so cool because she thinks she can snowboard"
me: *flawlessly grinds a rail*
Dumb kid: *faints because of my awesomeness*
Other dumb kid "Maybe i should try snowboarding..."
me: *flawlessly grinds a rail*
Dumb kid: *faints because of my awesomeness*
Other dumb kid "Maybe i should try snowboarding..."
by SNOWBOARDINGisLIFE August 20, 2007
Get the snowboarding mug.Snowboarding is better than skiing.
by iMakeTrashUrbanStuff September 22, 2020
Get the Snowboarding mug.Jerk Off Snowboarders, also called JOS's are some of the biggest douche bags you'll ever meet. They are almost as obnoxious as people who drive Hummers. The name comes from the fact that they are downright jerks, and they love snowboarding so much, that they could jerk off to it if they wanted to. Their major goal in life is to go pro (no pro snowboarder is a JOS).
The Style of a JOS: JOS's can be seen wearing the latest snowboarding gear. They have jackets and pants that match their board, bandanas, tinted goggles, gore tex gloves, and helmets. They have their own boards, usually the most expensive out there.
The behavior of a JOS: JOS's are as obnoxious, as they get. They like to yell and scream, usually while speeding down the trails, thus distracting the other people around them. They also like to watch people get hurt, and will drop snow on you from the lift, if they get the chance. If you bump into one on a trail, they will push you down and throw snow on you. If you fall on a trail, they will either use you as a human jump, or jump over you. They are disrespectful, and absolutely hate skiers. They can be found on any mountain, hitting up the terrain park, all day long.
The Style of a JOS: JOS's can be seen wearing the latest snowboarding gear. They have jackets and pants that match their board, bandanas, tinted goggles, gore tex gloves, and helmets. They have their own boards, usually the most expensive out there.
The behavior of a JOS: JOS's are as obnoxious, as they get. They like to yell and scream, usually while speeding down the trails, thus distracting the other people around them. They also like to watch people get hurt, and will drop snow on you from the lift, if they get the chance. If you bump into one on a trail, they will push you down and throw snow on you. If you fall on a trail, they will either use you as a human jump, or jump over you. They are disrespectful, and absolutely hate skiers. They can be found on any mountain, hitting up the terrain park, all day long.
(A kid goes off a jump and falls)
Jerk Off Snowboarder: Fucking Fag! If you're gonna do something, then do something good! And get a nice board like mine! Get a Burton, not that shitty rental!
Other Kid: Dude, why don't you leave me alone and go jerk off to some snowboarding videos? Get a fucking life, that doesn't revolve around snowboarding.
Jerk Off Snowboarder: Fuck you! (Gets on his board and speeds away)
Jerk Off Snowboarder: Fucking Fag! If you're gonna do something, then do something good! And get a nice board like mine! Get a Burton, not that shitty rental!
Other Kid: Dude, why don't you leave me alone and go jerk off to some snowboarding videos? Get a fucking life, that doesn't revolve around snowboarding.
Jerk Off Snowboarder: Fuck you! (Gets on his board and speeds away)
by AllDayLong1337 March 10, 2009
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