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skittle surprise

The act of inserting skittles into one's urethra so that when they ejaculate during oral their sexual partner "tastes the rainbow."
Jimmy eagerly inserted each color flavor of the tropical skittles pack (the tropical thunder variation) inside his dick hole as Elsa waited in the other room awaiting the surprise promised to her the entire 7hour flight to Hawaii. The door flung open from the bathroom into the master sweet, Jimmy's dick half mast and lumpy from the inside out Drizzling pinkish precum elsa takes his now hard yet still lumpy skittles filled cock into her mouth, the best tasting cock she'd ever had. Jimmy lasts a mear 2minutes before ejecting each and every last of the skittles into the back of Elsa's throat as Jimmy loudly moans "Skittle surprise"
by Pjkblue April 4, 2023
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scittlesang

scittlesang, a word popularized by american rapper, Twi$t, Used as a verb.
Scittlesang, meaning the action of sharting out marbles after inserting them into your rectum.
"BRO I SCITTLESANG LAST NIGHT IT FELT SO GOOD!!"
"YOU BE SCITTLESANGING??"
by SMBMC News Channel 5 Detroit August 12, 2023
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Space Shittle

(Verb) when you shit a little in space
The astronauts were so scared by the aliens that they had a space shittle
by KoalaDramaFTW July 15, 2016
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Grandma's little helper

When you stay in the shower long enough that your hands become prune and then you jerk off! This action is best followed up by having a Werther"s original.
I took an extra-long shower today to make sure grandma's little helper came along.
by Jason in Denver April 8, 2017
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Shit Skittles

When someone with a hairy asshole gets little crusty shit coated pellets hanging from their ass fur.
Roger had to have his girlfriend trim the shit skittles from his bung hole. They were in knots.
by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2017
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Daddy’s Little Monster

What Harley Quinn is. She is Daddy’s AKA Joker’s little monster.
Joker after watching Harley kill someone: Aww, Who’s Daddy’s Little Monster.
Harley: I am!
by Jokerobsessedbitch December 11, 2021
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Salt licking skittle lookin tumor baby

A grandiose insult only used for the highest of offenses, it means the victim of this unspeakable offense, are a mineral consuming infant with a round physique and the facial appearance of a tumor
"my girlfriend cheated on me the other day..."
"Well she's a salt licking skittle lookin tumor baby!"
by PixelKat February 20, 2023
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