sludge hummer

When a penis is inserted anally into a man or woman, and then removed for oral insertion into that same man or woman, without washing off any rectal residue. Play on "sledgehammer", a demolition implement, a Peter Gabriel song title, and the name of a 1980s comedy television show.

First I fucked her ass, then she blew me--sludge hummer!

by Drew Bob September 18, 2008

skedge

Another word for schedule.

"Let me check the skedge"
"I'll see if I can skedge you in"

by j-allz April 7, 2008

swedge

ecstasy.
this is a term used locally here (scotland) but im not in or around the glasgow area. quite far from there.

"i like taking swedge" - i like rolling face
"im swedged" - im rolling face
"im gonna swedge tonight" - im going to be rolling face tonight

by psychostoner December 12, 2006

Chode Sludge

When you haven't taken a shower in a week and you take a butter knife and scrape the resin off your sack onto a piece of toast then make that bitch eat it.

I made that bitch eat my chode sludge and she loved it, like honey.

by Burt 'n' Adam March 25, 2004

sludge monster

A monster made out of sludge. Lives in the sewers, and needs dark places and moisture to survive.

The Pokemon Muk is sort of like a sludge monster.

by Yui September 21, 2003

snedgeamitosis

a rare disease, causing twitching of the victims nose and culminating in the user exhibiting snedge-like behaviour

bastard fuck shit damn bollix, twitch twitch, ooooh sorry, i think i'm coming down with snedgeamitosis.

by captain snedge pants January 1, 2004

Sludge monkey

A poop that has the consistancy of chillie the next morning after having a long night of drinking. its similer to beer shits but way way way worse.

"Dude Tom, last night was hella crazy and im hung over as shit how do you feel?"

"man im just on the toilet making a sludge monkey and its awfull.

by god sammit January 26, 2011