Slabon

A buster, doofus, idiot, slabonz.

(Plural) Slabonz

Ted: did you see that interception last night
Zach: yeah, our QB is a slabon.

by cap2071 February 28, 2020

da slab

A section of the infamous Harry Hines Boulevard in Dallas that is flourishing with prostitutes, crack heads, and crazy homeless people

Pimpin' da slab

by recepit May 30, 2004

cunt-slab

The Item or vehicle you place a womans cunt on before you beat/eat/hump it.

I could not find a cunt slab for my mistress so my penis grew soft

by dj b March 7, 2005

beef slabs

the slabs of beef on a vagina

her beef slabs ate my penis

by YOMMAMA April 12, 2014

super slab

Any interstate greater than four lanes.

We're gonna take the super slab to the city tonight .

by Donghammer April 20, 2018

Chicken Slab

A chicken slab is when one has neither a penis or vagina; the region around the crotch looks similar to a plain, fresh cut of meat from a chicken.

When that guy was inches away from getting laid, the girl got a real surprise when she witnessed his chicken slab!

by Nibblet of the unknown December 13, 2017

50 slab

A large portion of crack or cocaine, the size of a stick of chewing gum costing around 50 dollars.

Man...I can't wait to get this 50 slab sold and hit the strip club!

by Jueseph April 23, 2018