Shin Smacker

Another word for a super long shlong. A huge penis, one long enough to reach a persons shins.

I may start dating lawrence, apparently he has a shin smacker.

by Fleet, Hampshire August 22, 2011

stealth smacker

When you have sex with girls that your friends like but you never tell them.

Damn you slept with her too!?!? Stealth smacker strikes again smh

by Mizuchiii May 6, 2017

Half Sacker

A dude with only one testicle.

The maintenance man stopped by to fix my sink. So I offered him a gratuitous blow job. Found he’s a half sacker.

My uncle was born with only one testicle. He’s a half sacker.

by Eaton Holgoode February 8, 2018

Bare hand smacker

Having raw sex.

Bro did you even use a condom? Hell nah I hit her with the bare hand smacker

by Mizuchiii May 6, 2017

Sloppy Joe Stacker

A gay orgy

Guy: I sure am sore after that sloppy joe stacker last night

by Pemis February 27, 2019

Fairfield Lip-Smacker

Sex move where one participant sucks the poop out of another's butthole

My bf gave me a good Fairfield Lip-Smacker last night!

by Drake the bruh blows July 30, 2019

Slacker

An accolite of the Church of Subgenius. A person who chooses the path of least resistance.

Norm: "Shizzle dude, it's time for work..."
Accolite: "..Tell em I cant go in because my religion forbids it"

by DBob July 8, 2004