no-win situation 

a situation in which a favorable outcome is impossible; you are bound to lose whatever you do.

Bradford City playing at home

no-win situation by Colin Todd February 9, 2005

ejaculation situation

when you ejaculate in a very messy way

there was an ejaculation situation when i jerked off and shot on my keyboard.

ejaculation situation by niggasense May 1, 2005

A situation

A six-pack of cheap beer.

Origin: Named after a certain New Jersey douchebag with similarly named abs.

Usage:

Jason: Come over, and bring something to drink.
Alex: I'll be right over with a situation and a pizza!

A situation by roblevistala February 5, 2010

conducive to my situation 

an intelligent-sounding way to state whether or not a certain outcome is likely or possible.

even though i really like that Frank, his lack of a job is not conducive to my situation.

conducive to my situation by that_sassy_girl January 14, 2011

Harvard-Yale situation 

A scenario in which a prestigious institution is in close competition with a slightly less prestigious institution. Named after, of course, Harvard and Yale.

Both sports teams were good, but one always seemed to push just a little past the other. It was a real Harvard-Yale situation.

Harvard-Yale situation by crohall June 6, 2011

Sarah Palin Situation 

A book, movie, conversation or idea so boring, it instantly puts you to sleep

Gal: Hey, can you escort me to my sewing class
Dude to self: I am in for a Sarah Palin Situation.

Sarah Palin Situation by Glass (Dr.J) December 7, 2009

sex sex situation 

A situation in which sex is inevitable or guaranteed.

Tony went out last night with this girl he found on Tinder to find a swinger couple, they could not, but got drunk and had sex - it was a sex sex situation!

sex sex situation by Areyousex? September 28, 2014