James Simmons

One of the best youth workers ever. Side note: He wears fresh crepes.

I.E - Wow there is James Simmons in his fresh crepes

by JamesSimmsFam March 31, 2019

Laura Bayliss Simmons

Woman who mysteriously disappeared after stating on social media she was gonna put Dawn soap in her laundry. She hasn't been heard from since.

And she became the next Laura Bayliss simmons, and was never heard from again on social media.

by Cigarella June 28, 2020

Simmons Middle School

A stupid school that has the best science teachers but the most perverted English one. Once a girl broke a window while trying to smush a bug, and this one guy got punched in the balls so hard people heard a pop and he went to the ER. Once kids made a teacher cry so bad she left in the middle of class and left the school. At some point a meeting was called for the boys of the school cause the 8th grade boys broke down multiple bathroom stall doors. But some kid did when a national math competition so they had a little bit of intelligence.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about that go fund me for that kids balls.

Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School Right.

Person 1: Yeah their dumbasses.

by achair48 November 21, 2023

matt simmons

matt simmons is a fictional character from criminal minds who is married to ali

matt simmons says mali forever

by graysgublr April 1, 2021

John Simmons

The biggest creep in the world. Calls himself a physics teacher but is Jimmy Savile in disguise.

John Simmons is weird.

by lawrencexxxxxxxxxxx November 2, 2018

gabriella simmons

The daughter of Sean "Daddy Sims" Simmons.

Girl: Gabriella Simmons is the luckiest female on the planet!

Boy: Why?

Girl: Are you kidding? Her dad's parties are the shit! Her uncle is fuckin' Rev Simmons, negro!

by flyazzatlchic October 21, 2008

Chandler simmons

Has a fat badonkadonk everyone’s wants to touch with big bubble fish lips

Hey jaycie want to smack chandler Simmons big dumptruck

by Neiskke March 8, 2021