Screen Time

Screen Time is a word used to describe what parents try to fucking end all teenager's enjoyments because adults are dumbasses. Often used by parents to annoy the hell out of kids and fear monger any potential harm to their kids ("hurts

their eyes" "make them violent and cause school shootings" "make their brains rot out") and other shitty fake news.

Mom: "Jimmy, get off your Xbox! And what ever that stupid game is about the wild west! Your two seconds of Screen Time is up!"
Jimmy: "Fuck you Mom! You're a fear- mongering soccer mom bitch!"

by adulthater1 April 23, 2019

main screen

Something that needs to be turned on to see "CATS" an intergallactic Nazi.

Main screen turn on!

by Tookar April 13, 2005

screed

A written rant, usually of a political nature. The word has become increasingly trendy what with Bush bashing, Clinton bashing, and heightened national polarity across the board.

"Ann Coulter's columns are the epitome of screed."

by Bob Fliegel January 18, 2004

screeching weasel

great band , ben weasel is a genious for his awesome pop punk tunes \m/

supermarket fantasy , stupid over you , stupid girl , you blister my paint , planet of the apes i wanna be a homosexual , the girl next door

by liam January 19, 2005

Shreeja

A gorgeous girl with a contagious laugh. Shreeja loves lo help people and gives people great advice. A very good friend who is reliable.

Person 1: OMG! My new best friend is so nice!
Person 2: She must be a Shreeja

by crazyfruit41829 December 15, 2016

screen estate

A variation on the concept of real estate, screen estate is the total display area of the monitor(s) connected to a computer, and a subject of bragging rights for computer geeks. Like with real estate, the more/bigger, the better: computer geeks agree that you can never have too much screen estate.

Have you seen his gaming rig? Three 24" monitors: dude's got some serious screen estate!

by nexxo September 2, 2013

Screening

1) Its a term that means reading a message and choosing to ignore it or pretend you havent read it.
2) Seeing someone's caller ID on your phone "screen" and then you deliberately let it ring out.

3) A common form of underhanded cheering of video gamers to give them a tactical upper hand by spying / looking at another payers screen (most usually on split screen games) - is often also referd to as screen-spying.
It is mostly unforgivable on 1st person shooters #TC

I went on a date with a banging bird last night, but now shes screening me!

Bro!... Stop sreening me or I'll punch you in the nuts.

by Sygnette May 26, 2018