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shred toast

A board (snowboard, surfboard, skateboard, etc.) that has been used and abused to the point of it being barely usable. Usually a term of endearment and respect for the board and its owner.
Damn man, that board is total shred toast. What is it, five years old? Dude, I say shred it 'til it snaps.
by bakermancan February 21, 2011
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Load Shredding

Refer to "Load Shedding", in South Africa, we get power cuts because of lack of maintenance on the power stations.

When you're working from home, and you have Stage 6 Load Shedding, so you can't work because your laptop dies and your internet connection drops. So you grab your mountain bike and go "Load Shredding"
Work colleague: "Hey man, power's been off since 10am, and load shedding is scheduled till 4pm, what you up to?"
Me: "Yeah Bro same, I've already racked up my bike, gonna go hit the trails and do some 'Load Shredding'"
Work Colleague: "Yeah man, 'Load Shredding' sounds good, meet you there."
by Munchk1n February 22, 2023
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Shred On The Yoinky

Slang for playing complex music on an instrument.

Slang for jerking off
A: Ey bro I heard you shred on the yoinky last night, we heard it from downstairs

B: Yeah man. I'm getting pretty good at guitar.

A: Nah man you were jerking off.
by Bigbenis6969 January 6, 2021
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Shred on the yoinky

1) To masturbate aggressively
2)Playing difficult music on an instrument
"Yo did you shred on the yoinky last night"
by Yoinkyshredder69 January 6, 2021
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Shred on the Yoinky

Refers to the action of either playing difficult music, typically on a string instrument, or to masturbate.
"Guess what I did last night?"
"Drugs?"
"No, I was had shred on the Yoinky for hours."
by ImpossiblePath January 6, 2021
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Shredding the cheese

Describes the act of when someone with a dandruff infested scalp scratches their head
Person 1: Man, that guy's really shredding the cheese
Person 2: Yeah, pretty disgusting
by That_One_Fellow February 3, 2021
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Shredding Plastic

"vaping right?"
"yeah, vaping"
Yo, we shredding plastic rn?
by walmu May 22, 2022
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