cms shorties

A group chat that’s filled with beautiful girls, close friends, and bad bitches. That do nothing but lift each other up. SO STOP TALKING SHIT

Person 1: “the cms shorties are mean”
Person 2: “shut up your just mad cause you don’t have friends like that”

by That one ugly bihhh December 6, 2019

Cms shorties

A group chat of pretty girls, close friends, and bad bitches. That have fun and respect each other. SO STOP TALKING SHIT CAUSE THEY DON’T DO ANYTHING WRONG!!!!!

Person 1: “the cms shorties are mean”
Person 2: “your just mad you don’t have friends like that”

by That one ugly bihhh December 6, 2019

shortneck

A small, unimpressive dong. A hilariously small cock.

(After bringing a female home to smash deep in the pyussies)

"You told me you had a longneck you little fuckboi. That's a fuckin' fagalon shortneck. I'm outta here, fuck you."

by King Longneck March 8, 2016

shorteen

A fly girl that is too young to perform sexual intercourse with. Also acceptable: shawteen and other drawls.

"Yo check out chica on the side of the road, dude!"
"Yeah Faceman, you're gonna have to wait a few years, she's shorteen."

by Johnny Faceman July 19, 2007

shortyest

a mixture of the words shortest and naughtyest to describe something short and naughty.

wow she's wearing the shortyest skirt ive ever seen!! and im liking it!!

by Michael Redwood May 10, 2007

sportee

The guy who wears out his eDevice (iPhone, Blackberry, netbook, etc.) while looking for sports scores, videos, updates, etc.

I LMAO watching a sportee, walk right into a No Parking sign.

by Guido1 December 4, 2009

Shorter Vision

a phenomenon that occurs while upon your studies at Shorter Sniversity. This phenomenon makes physically unattractive persons appear attractive because of the lack of attractive females.

Bro!! "She is so hot i would rail her 5 times."

What the fuck? Shes like a 3. you must have shorter vision.

by Chase Welch October 23, 2011