Shitty Wank

When a person is having a wank and their crotch and hands are all covered in their own shit.

"I was having a really good wank last night, and then I shit the bed. I thought about stopping but I just carried on and had a shitty wank instead"

by topcatistop May 25, 2009

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shittyfail

The rail network of Sydney Australia that never runs to schedule also known as Cityrail.

Late for work, shittyfail

Got home two hours late, shittyfail

by ineedatoe December 12, 2013

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getting shitty

getting very drunk, aka 'shitfaced'

"It's been an awful week, and my only definate plans for Friday night are getting shitty."

by ladykatey January 1, 2006

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Shitty Ditty

When something is all good, or you are in agreement with something someone says. Agreement, down, up for whatever the person says, excited.

That song was the jam! Shitty Ditty!

Did you dance with that girl? Shitty Ditty!

by Crock Enlow March 24, 2008

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Shitty vagina is a rare and devastating occurrence which in most cases is when a guy spends all night pumping drinks in to a girl at the bar until reaching the girls approval for late night drunken sex only to get her to his place to find out that he got her so drunk she shit her pants and as we all know dumb whores love tight clothing so tight in fact that it pushes the shit from her ass hole across the taint and strait in to the vagina there fore creating a shitty vagina

guy 1: so i spent all night get this girl drunk at the bar last night

guy 2: yeah how did that go
guy 1: great till i got her home
guy 2: what why you got her to your place

guy 1: yeah but i threw her on the bed and ripped her pants off and there it was a shitty vagina
guy 2: uh gross

by censae January 16, 2011

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